There was a thick set man with frog eyesWho was standing at the doorAnd a little bald man with wing-nut earsWas waiting in the carWell, Robert Moore passed the frog-eyed manAs he walked into the barAnd Betty Coltrane she jumped under her tableWhat's your pleasure? asked the barmanHe had a face like boiled meatThere's a girl called Betty ColtraneThat I have come to seeBut I ain't seen that girl 'round hereFor more than a weekAnd Betty Coltrane he had hid beneath the tableWell, then in came a sailor withMermaids tattooed on his armsFollowed by the man with the wing-nut earsWho was waitin' in the carWell, Robert Moore sensed troubleHe'd seen it comin' from afarAnd Betty Coltrane she gasped beneath the tableWell, the sailor said, I'm looking for my wifeThey call her Betty ColtraneThe frog-eyed man said, That can't beThat's my wife's maiden nameAnd the man with the wing-nut ears saidHey, I married her back in SpainAnd Betty Coltrane crossed herself beneath the tableWell, Robert Moore stepped up and saidThat woman is my wifeAnd he drew a silver pistolAnd a wicked bowie knifeAnd he shot the man with the wing-nut earsStraight between the eyesAnd Betty Coltrane, she moaned under the tableWell, the frog-eyed man jumped at Robert MooreWho stabbed him in the chestAnd as Mister Frog-eyes died he saidBetty, you're the girl that I loved bestThen the sailor pulled a razorRobert blasted it to bitsAnd Betty, I know you're under the tableWell, have no fear, said Robert MooreI do not want to hurt youNever a woman did I love meHalf as much as youYou're the blessed sun, the meek girlAnd you are the sacred moonAnd Betty shot his legs out from under the tableWell, Robert Moore went down heavyWith a crash upon the floorAnd over to his trashin' bodyBetty Coltrane she did crawlShe put the gun to the back of his headAnd pulled the trigger once moreAnd blew his brains out all over the tableWell, Betty stood up and shook her headAnd waved the smoke awaySaid, I'm sorry Mr. BarmanTo leave your place this wayAs she emptied out their wallets she saidI'll collect my severance payThen she winked and threw a dollar on the table
Lyrics by Nick Cave & The Bad Seed
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