Proud T O Be A Banker
Arrogant Worms, The

Arrogant Worms, The

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Proud T O Be A Banker

I'm proud to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

'cause i get to play with other people's money


I'm having a lousy day

I burned my toast and spilled my coffee

On my best shirt. so i had to change and then

I'm late for work. so i rush into the meeting

Where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is

And i don't really give a damn

But i don't have another job

And so i lie and say


I'm proud to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

'cause i get to talk to stimulating people


I open up my mail

Hoping that it's not a bill but it's from the bank

Saying that i have only 20 hours to go

To contribute to my rrsp for this tax year

So i run down to the bank but there's a 20-mile lineup

And i'm yelling and i'm screaming

And i'm not wearing any pants ah ah ah ah ahhhhh


I'm proud to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

'cause i get to screw with other people's lives


I took out 40 bucks

From the automatic teller. it told me

That i couldn't 'cause i just had 10

But that can't be 'cause i just got paid on friday

So i go down to the bank, wait an hour in the lineup

And i'm talking to the teller

She says wait i'll get your last month's statement

She comes back in 7 hours

Says i've got some interest charges and a cheque from uncle bill

That bounced and so they'll have to charge me 40 bucks for that

And for the box i never opened and i don't have overdraft protection

And i think i'll die before i pay off all that i owe and i don't even

Own a car


I'm pleased to be a banker

I'm proud to be a banker

I'm pleased to be a banker

'cause i get to play with other people's money


(he's a banker)

Would you please endorse this cheque?

(he's a banker)

Do you have any assets?

(he's a banker)

You should buy you shouldn't rent

(he's a banker)

The cheque will cost you fifty cents

(it will cost you fifty cents)

(he's a banker and he says

That it will cost you fifty cents

He's a banker and he says

That it will cost you fifty cents)

(it will cost you fifty cents)


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  A Man Has Needs   A Night On Dildo   A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo   Big Fat Road Manager   Billy, The Themepark Shark   Canada's Really Big   Car Full Of Pain   Carrot Juice Is Murder   Celine Dion   Christmas Blues   Christmas Hangover   Christmas In Ignace   Christmas Is Almost Here   Christmas Sucks   Christmas Turkey Blues   Christmastime   Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day   Dangerous   Dog Food Woman   Don't Go Into Politics   Goin' Huntin'   Great To Be A Nerd   Having Fun Is Bad For You   Heimlich Maneuver   Horizon   I Am Cow!!!!   I Want To Look Like Arnold   Jesus' Brother Bob   Johnny Came Home Headless   Kill The Dog Next Door   Killer Robots From Venus   Let There Be Guns   Let's Go Bowling   Log In To You   Login To You (another Version)   Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts   Losing Hair Under God   Malcolm   Mounted Animal Nature Trail   My Voice Is Changing   No Sale/no Store   Oh God, I'm Santa Claus   Proud To Be A Banker   Proud To Be Canadian   Rippy The Gator   Rocks And Trees   Sam, The Guy From Quincy   Santa Got Arrested   Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass   Scary Ned   Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp's   Sponges   Steel Drivin' Man   The Ballad Of Dan   The Canadian Crisis Song   The Christmas Song   The Credit Song   The Fishing Song   The Gaelic Song   The Happy Happy Birthday Song   The Hockey Song   The Last Saskatchewan Pirate   The Last Sensitive Cowboy   The Mountie Song   The Same Christmas Cake   Things Are Looking Bad For Santa   Tokyo Love Song   Tv Weather Guy   Vincent The Christmas Virus   William Shakespeare's In My Cat   Winnebago   Wong's Chinese Buffet

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