She’s the geek girl in the officenShe likes old Hitchcock filmsnAnd she tops up her juice bottlenWith orange refillsnnShe wants to be an actressnWith some old theatre companynShe even likes The SmithsnBut she likes solo MorrisseynnShe’s the Greek girl in the officenBut nothing much is knownnAnd I cannot understand hernThink I’m just the only onennShe fiddles with her hairnWhen she’s trying to talk to menAnd I just smile and laughnAnd nod with her nervouslynnThat’s a photocopiernNot a chairnThey’re the girls in the officenGirls in the officenGirls in the office now