Oh Diego BarnesnCome back to Dagobah, we miss your gibberishnYour career in the theatre ended when you feltnToo at ease in your costumenToo at ease in your costumennYour techniques were questionednActing like a Withnail for cool pointsnIt left you needing a place to staynWhen you couldn’t cope with the reviewsnWhen your antics made the newsnn“Oh Diego BarnesnWas quite average under that lightingnBut Julio Newell was far superiornIn this half finished playnBy some half witted stray”