I was at the bar with my drinkin team,It was me Jack Daniels and my homey Jim Bean.We were kinda blitzed and we were trying to behave Y'allwhen in walked a soldier he was from the fuzzy naval.We were fallin, stumblin, crawlinher come da police, Captain Tom Collins,and the rapper said freezehe said hands in the air and hand over your keysnow we did, and that was kinda simple,now here came Marguarita and her friend Shirley Temple.I asked my friend 'bout Marguarita,he said Shirley was a virgin an I wouldn't wanna meet her.So I talked to Marguarita, cause yoh, she was flyer.I took her to the coast cause I wanted to Screw Driver.Now Im not one for a speech,but there was plenty of Tequila and Sex On The Beach, Y'all. TequilaTe-Te-Te - TequilaTequila Here we go again and Im not fussin,see I'm a French Mexican but I can get with White Russians,at the bar with a drink in my hand.In walked Jose Cuervo what was marguaritas man.I talked to the wise man cause, yoh he's distinguished.His name was St. Ives and he spoke in old english.He said you'd better think fast,cause Jose is kinda crazy and I heard he Shot Glass.He gave me some advice and it went like this:catch the night train and head up to 'ciscoI didn't wanna stick around,I caught the 1:51 to New York, the Grey Hound.Now I'm at the Red Zone, everybody's stylin'.Was sippin Ice Teas on Long Island.I blacked out and the party came to a halt,cause I was drinking the Tequila with the lemon assault Y'all TequilaTe-Te-Te - TequilaTequila I woke up in the morning and felt like a Zombie,the Tequila Gold Label had bombed me.You see I woke up late and wasn't feelin' so great,And Mike said there's a Bicardi party startin' at eight.Yo we walked in the party and started playin our games,we played tops, fuzzy quarters, with Bartles & James.Here came Shirley Temple and they told me to chill,because the Mickey Brothers took her up to strawberry hill.They took her $1000 mink and she could barely think,cause the Tequila that she drank had her tickled pink.Now the music came on and I rocked the instrumental.There's a groupie named Mai Tai, a fly oriental.A groupie is a girl that jocks,She wore the def Black Velvet and drank Scotch on the Rocks.We had a fake marriage, now here's to honeymoon,Ya zone vagabond and the Blue Lagoon.Now everybody take a word from the wise,A girly and a bottle, Tequila Sunrise. TequilaTe-Te-Te - TequilaTequilaTequilaTe-Te-Te - TequilaTequila
Lyrics by Drew's Famous
(Love Is Like A) Heat Wave (Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty A Thousand Miles A Thousand Miles All for You America American Made Aquarius At Last At the Hop [Instrumental] Baby Love Bamboogie (Get Down Tonight) Batman Theme Beautiful in My Eyes Begin the Beguine Behind These Hazel Eyes Bills, Bills, Bills Black Balloon Bootylicious Brick House Brick House [Zombie Remix] Celebration [Instrumental] Come Softly to Me Crazy in Love Dancing Queen December 1963 (Oh What a Night) Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor Down at the Twist and Shout Down at the Twist and Shout [Fan Line Dance] Embraceable You Embraceable You Feels So Good Foolish Freshman Get Down Tonight Ghostbusters Girlfriend Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) Gonna Make You Sweet (Everybody Dance Now) Goodbye Earl Goodnight Sweetheart Goodnight [Instrumental] Greatest Love of All Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas Heatwave Heaven Is a Place on Earth Here Comes the Hotstepper Hey Baby Hey Leonardo (She Likes Me for Me) Hooked on a Feeling Hot in Herre How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved by You) I Believe in You and Me I Drive Myself Crazy I Heard It Through the Grapevine I Like It, I Love It [Charleston Bump Line Dance] I Love a Rainy Night I Put a Spell on You I Turn to You I Wanna Sex You Up I Will Always Love You If You Had My Love Iris It Had to Be You Jimmy Mack [Instrumental] Jump Around Just Another Day in Paradise Kansas City [Instrumental] La Bamba [Instrumental] Ladies Night Ladies Night Lady Marmalade Land of a Thousand Dances Leave (Get Out) Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Living in America Love Hangover Love Shack Love Will Keep Us Together Maggie May Material Girl Minnie the Moocher Mockingbird Mony Mony Mony Mony [Instrumental] My Girl My Guy [Instrumental] Never Can Say Goodbye New York, New York No Scrubs O Little Town of Bethlehem Oh, Susannah On the Good Ship Lollipop On the Road Again Only Wanna Be With You Ooh, Child (Things Are Gonna Get Easier) Opposites Attracts [Instrumental] Over the Rainbow Play That Funky Music Poor Little Fool [Instrumental] Purple People Eater [Instrumental] Put Your Head on My Shoulder [Instrumental] R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A. R.O.C.K. in the USA R.O.C.K. in the Ussa Real World Ride Wit Me Right on the Money Santa Claus Is Coming to Town Save the Best for Last Say My Name See You Later, Alligator [Instrumental] Semi Charmed Life (I Want Something Else) Sexual Healing [Instrumental] Shake Your Booty Shout Silhouettes [Instrumental] Sing, Sing, Sing Six Pack Summer Slide Smells Like Teen Spirit Smoke on the Water Someone to Watch Over Me Splish Splash Step by Step Stop! In the Name of Love Strangers in the Night Summer Nights [Instrumental] Super Freak Superstition The Boy Is Mine The Christmas Song The Girl from Ipanema The Girl from Ipanema The Hardest Thing The Heart of Rock and Roll The Little Drummer Boy The Loco-Motion The Look of Love The Look of Love The Name Game Theme from New York, New York There Is No Arizona There You Go Together Again Try Again Unforgettable Unpretty Venus Venus [Instrumental] Walking on Sunshine Walking on Sunshine [Instrumental] We Belong [Instrumental] What I Like About You When I Think About Angels When You Wish Upon a Star Where the Party At Why Do Fools Fall in Love Why Do Fools Fall in Love [Instrumental] Wild Wild West Without You Yakety Yak [Instrumental] You Are the Sunshine of My Life Young Love [Instrumental]