One shot, two shot, three, Tequila floornCowboy bouncers 'bout to bowl me out the doornJose got me stumblin', mumblin' like a foolnThat worms got a kick like a Tennessee mulenWake up in the mornin', hurtin' head, skinned kneesnAin't no doubt about what's puttin' a whoopin' on menn[Chorus]nTequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fastnTequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glassnTequilannGlass, salt, straight up, chilled lemon, limenBlue on the rocks, frozen margarita timenMexicali, Blue Agave, fire in a bottlenToo much Cabo Wabo, do the Cucharacha wobblenYou think by now a drinkin' man would learnnYou don't go toe to toe with that little bitty wormnn[Chorus: x2]nnI said, Tequila goes down easy, Lord, it sneak up on me fastnTequila, great big buzz in a little bitty glassnTequila