David’s Sister
Beefy

This is my love song of sorts. Uh, don't get me wrong, I don't really think I'm in love with David's sister, I just thought this would be a really good way to piss David off. Because David's sister is hot, and I mean HAWT!

David was a cool guy

A nerd just like me

And I met his gorgeous sister at the age of eighteen

Breathtaking beauty

Very smart and funny

Talented and stunning

Miss Popularity

She sat right beside me in my first hour class

And I refuse to make a rhyme about her tight little ass

Whoops

That was an accident

My bad, I swear

I also swear she drove me crazy with her golden blonde hair

But there was nothing I could do

Couldn't make me a move

Because David was a good friend and I knew he'd dissaprove

But it was pretty irrelevant

She was out of my league

Thought it a better idea to take the heart off of my sleeve

So I just sit in a corner and pine from afar

Wrote my little movies so I could make her a star

Not so much a stalker

But just a really big loser

And like the old saying goes

A begger can't be a chooser

In love with David's sister

Nothing I can do about it

In love with David's sister

Just like everyone else

In love with David's sister

The unattainable girl

In love

In love

In love

With David's sister

I know she has a name

It's just an inside joke

But if I uttered it out loud

It'd make the Beef man choke

She could be goofy and silly and nerdy and weird

Though when she smiled at you it would always seem sincere

Me and my friends always talk about the geekiest stuff

But when she entered the room all the guys shut up

We had super powers just like Jessica Jones

That's when Brian Bendis' Alias for all those that don't know

She was a movie buff just like her big brother

I would have asked to one but I moved away that summer

At least that's my excuse for not having a spine

And if I had asked her she'd probably just decline

And Even though he's smaller David would bash my head

I'd rather read a Chuck Austen comic book instead

That would be torture

Just like this here crush

But I can't help it my friends

I just like her so much

In love with David's sister

Nothing I can do about it

In love with David's sister

Just like everyone else

In love with David's sister

The unattainable girl

In love

In love

In love

With David's sister

Boys don't cry and neither have I

Dude, I'm serious, I just got dirt in my eye

I just miss listening to her over play Whitesican

Why did David's sister have to be a god damn ten

It's not fair

(It's not fair)

But I did nothing about it

I guess it's just easier to sit down and start bitching about it

Because I moved away and she's still on my mind

This angel was just so sweet and so kind

And so cute and so smart

Naive and yet wise

I could spend eight hours just looking into her eyes

This is kinda freaky

I feel like a stalker

Like a loon or a nut or a dude off his rocker

Just want to rip my hair out and send it to her

No wait, that's psycho

My life's becoming a blur

She's driving me insane

'Cause now I'm just blabberin'

And it's all because of David's sister named Kathryn!

In love with David's sister

Nothing I can do about it

In love with David's sister

Just like everyone else

In love with David's sister

The unattainable girl

In love

In love

In love

With David's sister

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