There's a burlesque theatre where the gang loves to goTo see Queenie the cutie of the burlesque showAnd the thrill of the evening is when out Queenie skipsAnd the band plays the polka while she stripsTake it off, Take it off Cries a voice from the rearTake it off, Take it off Soon it's all you can hearBut she's always a lady even in pantomimeSo she stops! And always just in timeShe's as fresh and as wholesome as the flowers in MayAnd she hopes to retire to the farm somedayBut you can't buy a farm until you're up in the chipsSo the band plays the polka while she stripsTake it off, Take it off all the customers shout,Down in front Down in front while the band beats it outBut she's always a lady even in pantomimeSo she stops! And always just in timeQueenie, Queen of them allQueenie, someday you'll fallSomeday church bells will chimeIn strip polka timeOh! She hates corny waltzes and she hates the gavotteAnd there's one big advantage if the music's hotIt's a fast moving exit just in case something ripsSo the band plays the polka while she stripsDrop around, take it in, it's the best in the westTake it off, Take it off yell like the restTake her out when it's over, she's a peach when she's dressedBut she stops! And always just in timeQueenie, Queen of them allQueenie, someday you'll fallSomeday the church bells will chime, the ol' church bells will chimeIn strip polka time
Lyrics by Andrews Sisters
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