It was the record that you needed to complete your punk collectionnIt was everything you wanted, it was some sort of affectionnBetter than The Blitz or Crass in pink hairspray and plexi-glassnYou snuck aboard and took the classnYou're a punk rock school for pop stars stowawaynnYou commanded our attention on the flagship of enchantmentnWith some help from Stella Stevens and some surgical enhancementnYou were always there to save the day, with just a pinch of T&AnFrom Shelton, WA to York, PAnYou're a punk rock school for pop stars stowawaynnBehind the costumes and the make up and the cherry ice cream undernWhere the punkers meet the wavers and the greatest three hit wonder nWe put our faith in distant stars, from basement shows to disco barsnNew wave clubs to sports guitarsnYou're a punk rock school for pop stars stowaway