Yo, check this shit outHangin' out in bars can become no jokeWhen you start to drinkin' gin, rum, Bacardi and cokeOr Martini and Rossi, Asti SpumanteEven 40s bein' shared throughout the posseJukeboxes slammin' throughout the bright moonWith the melody of a soft Barry White tuneI sit back like I got it made in the shadeHoldin' my dick as I talk to the barmaidExcuse me, miss, Alright, here I comeMay I help you?, Yeah, double shot of rumOn the rocks, sir?, Mmm, not at allWho the fucks need ice inside of burnin' alcoholI reach in my pockets to tip the whoreBut I'm clumsy, my change start fallin' on the floorI play macho, then say leave it for the sweeperBeep beep beep beep beep, my fuckin' beeperI start stumblin' to the phone boothRevealin' all symptoms of drinkin' 90 proofThe phone booth door is closed, the light is onThe girlie just dialed 970 pornShe sit back with her legs cocked in the airWhile her fingers do the walkin' through her knotty pubic hairHer eyes are shut tight, she moans and groanI hit the glass, Get the fuck off the phoneShe jumped up and said, You just had to be the oneTo interrupt me when I was havin' so much funI said, Hold up, yo, bitch, you think it's cuteTo be perverted let alone a sleazy prostituteShe said, How can you try to disrespect any femaleOr me and my homegirls just because we sell?I said, Pussy? That's what you call it?She screamed out, You're goddamn right, you alcoholicShe said, This is a public phone and you do not run itI said, So is your pussy but can I use it when I want it?Stay out of barsStay out of barsI was in Times Square, loungin' hardMe and the Prince Rakeem, you know the GodWatchin' females posin' for a flickThinkin' of who will be the first to turn a trickYo, Genius, you see that?, Yeah, So what you think?Let's swing 'em to the nearest spot to have a drinkI winked at one she said, Hi, in a low pitchRakeem started flowin' and bagged the other hoe bitchNow we searchin' for a zebra loungeTo settle down right in the heart of MidtownWent to this place, called the Sting PitGot inside and seen all types of shitMen who looked soft but actin' wildDancin' to the beat, Ten City styleFemales who wore jeans that were tightWith faces resemblin' transvestitesEveryone in the bar gave my girlies mean looksAs if they were fugitive crooksThey smiled at me and the God, showin' all 32That's when I caught the clueAs this redbone, who thought she looked flyRolled up on me, and she said hiThat one little word fucked up the whole nightHer voice was deeper than Barry WhiteI jumped up and boy, did I flipI pull out a nine and I empty the clipThe place was flowin' with crazy bloodA little Midtown massacre type floodAnd as we stepped off from the sceneHere's the message I got from RakeemStay out of barsStay out of barsStay out of barsStay out of barsStay out of barsStay out of bars
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