Liberal Man meets Conservative MannConservative Man wears his myth on his skinnLiberal Man has to explain his and keeps his shirt all buttoned upnConservative Man greets Liberal Man with a well-rehearsed cold starenLiberal Man replies by issuing forth horseshitnConservative Man retaliates by taking the concrete reality of thensituation and lodging it, like a wedge, right between both sides ofnLiberal Man's brainnLiberal Man is caught off gaurd by this apparent non-abstractionnThere is one full minute of confusionnLiberal Man becomes Conservative MannConservative Man becomes Liberal MannWar is declarednLiberal Man cheats by calling in reinforcementsnConservative Man is set upon by a mob and murderednSaid mob then turns on Liberal Man and he dies a broken man