One day, I will build a fountainDrink and never grow oldThen I'll market an elixirThat will eliminate the common coldFind your sickness on my listPay up front and make a wishOne day, I will work with animalsAll the tests, I'm gonna doAll my stuff's completely naturalAnd when we're doneWe'll boil 'em down for glueThat we can use to re-adhereYour lips to mine, if you were hereThere's a lot I will never doSome fantastic, I know, it's trueBut none as much as I want to be with youI can't stand to wait in line longSo I built a new machineIt just measures up the distanceAnd then eliminates the folks betweenOne day, I'll construct a satelliteAnd I'll name it after you'Cause you were the greatest friend of allExcept for when you split my lip in twoTo see the look upon your faceAs I launch you into spaceThere's a lot I will never doSome fantastic, I know, it's trueBut none as much as I want to be with youBye, bye self-respectI haven't had much of it since you leftI missed out on the best of youSome day, I will find the secretTo your social chemistryAnd I'll wear it on a T-shirtAnd it'll make you wanna be with meAnd if I print it past your workYou'll see other guys are jerksMuch like pheromones for fliesYou will not avoid my eyesThere's a lot I will never doSome fantastic, I know, it's trueBut none as much as the want to be with youBye, bye self-respectI haven't had much of it since you leftI missed out on the best of youBye, bye self-respectI haven't had much of it since you leftI missed out on the best of youBye, bye, byeBye, bye, byeBye, bye, byeGoodbye
Lyrics by Barenaked Ladies
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Angry People Angry People [Bonus Track] Angry People [Live] Another Heartache Another Heartbreak Another Heartbreak [Acoustic] [*] Another Postcard Another Postcard (Acoustic) Another Postcard (Chimps) Another Postcard [Acoustic Version] Another Spin Another Spin [Bonus Track] Auld Lang Syne Baby It's Cold Outside Baby Seat Back Back [Non-Album Track] Bad Day Bank Job Bank Job [Acoustic] Bank Job [DVD] Bank Job [Live] Barenaked Ladies - Stunt - 11- Told You So Bass Solo Bass Solo Be My Yoko Ono Be My Yoko Ono [Acoustic] Be My Yoko Ono [Acoustic][Live] Beautiful Beautiful [Bonus Track] Beautiful [DVD] Best Damn Friend Big Bang Theory Theme Blacking Out Blame It On Me Boomerang Boomerang (Mark Endert Mix) Born Human Box Set Break Your Heart Break Your Heart (Live) [Holmdel 7-14-04] Break Your Heart [Edit] Brian Wilson Brian Wilson (Live) [Holmdel 7-14-04] Brian Wilson [DVD] Brian Wilson [Live] Bull In A China Shop Bull in a China Shop [Acoustic] Burned Call And Answer Call Me Calmly Canadian Snacktime Popcorn Canadian Snacktime Snacktime Canadian Snacktime Trilogy: I) Snacktime Canadian Snacktime Vegetable To Canadian Snacktime Vegetable Town Careless Carol Of The Bells Celebrity Celebrity (Album Version) Christmas Pics Christmastime (Oh Yeah) Close To You Comes A Time Conventioneers Couldn't Care Less Crawl Crazy Crazy ABC's Crazy ABC's Curious Daydreamin' Deck The Stills Did I Say That Out Loud? 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