If I Had A Million Dollars
Barenaked Ladies

[Verse:]

Singer 1: If I had a million dollars

Singer 2: If I had a million dollars

1: Well I'd buy you a house

2: I would buy you a house

1: And if I had a million dollars

2: If I had a million dollars

1: Buy you furniture for your house

2: Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman

1: And if I had a million dollars

2: If I had a million dollars

1: Well I'd buy you a K-car

2: A nice reliant automobile


1: And If I had a million dollars

Both: I'd buy your loooooooooooooooove


Both: If I had a million dollars

2: I'd build a tree fort in our yard

Both: If I had a million dollars

2: You could help it wouldn't be that hard

Both: If I had a million dollars

2: Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere


[Spoken]

1: Or maybe we could just go up there and hang out

2: Like open the fridge and stuff

2: And there are already foods layed out for us with little pre-wrapped sausages and things.

1: mmm

2: They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon

1: Well can you blame them?

2: Oh yeah


[Verse 2:]

1: If I had a million dollars

2: If I had a million dollars

1: Well I'd buy you a fur coat

2: But not a real fur coat that's cruel

1: And if I had a million dollars

2: If I had a million dollars

1: Well I'd buy you an exotic pet

2: Yep! Like a llama or an emu

1: And if I had a million dollars

2: If I had a million dollars

1: Well I'd buy you John Merrick's remains

2: Oooh all them crazy elephant bones


1: And If I had a million dollars

Both: I'd buy your loooooooooooooooove


Both: If I had a million dollars

2: We wouldn't have to walk to the store

Both: If I had a million dollars

2: No we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more

Both: If I had a million dollars

2: We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner


[Spoken]

1: But we would eat Kraft dinner

2: Of course we would, we'd just eat more

2: And buy really expensive ketchups with it

1: That's right all the fanciest ketchu- Dijon ketchups

1: mmm

2: mhm


[Verse 3:]

1: If I had a million dollars

2: If I had a million dollars

1: Well I'd buy you a green dress

2: But not a real green dress that's cruel

1: And if I had a million dollars

2: If I had a million dollars

1: Well I'd buy you some art

2: A Picasso or a Garfunkel

1: And if I had a million dollars

2: If I had a million dollars

1: Well I'd buy you a monkey

2: Haven't you always wanted a monkey!


1: And if I had a million dollars

Both: I'd buy your loooooooooooooooove


Group of Singers (Gos): If I had a million dollars

2: If I had a million dollars

Gos: If I had a million dollars

2: If I had a million dollars

Gos: If I had a million do-o-o-o-lla-a-ars


1 & 2: I'd be rich


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