Workers:nSo they say Captain Hammer’s become a crusadernPolitical, he’s cleaning up the streets n(About time)nnHammer Fans:nSo they say that it’s real lovenSo romantic n(He signed this)nnPenny:nSo they say we’ll have blankets and bedsnWe can open by Monday thanks to you n(Thanks to me)nnNewsanchors:nIt’s the perfect storynSo they say, a hero leading the waynHammer’s called to glorynLet’s all be our best n(Next up, who’s gay?)nnHammer Fans:nSo they say he saved her lifenThey say she works with the homelessnAnd doesn’t eat meatnWe have a problem with her n(This is his hair)nnHammer:nThis is so nicenI just might sleep with the same girl twicenThey say it’s better the second timenThey say you get to do the weird stuff n(We do the weird stuff)nnPenny:nThis is perfect for me, so they saynI guess he’s pretty oknAfter years of stormynSailing have I finally found the bay?nnMoist:n( He’s still not picking up)nnHorrible:nThere’s no happy endingnSo they saynNot for me anywaynShould I stop pretendingnnHorrible: nStop pretending, take the chance to build a brand new daynnPenny: nOr is this a brand new daynnHammer Fans:nThis is his dry cleaning billnFour sweater vests