It may not feel too classynBegging just to eatnBut you know who does that? LassienAnd she always gets a treatnnSo you wonder what your part isnBecause you’re homeless and depressednBut home is where the heart isnSo your real home’s in your chestnnEveryone’s a hero in their own waynEveryone’s got villains they must facenThey’re not as cool as minenBut folks you know it’s fine to know your placennEveryone’s a hero in their own waynIn their own not-that-heroic waynnSo I thank my girlfriend Pennyn(Yeah, we totally had sex)nShe showed me there’s so manynDifferent muscles I can flexnnThere’s the deltoids of compassionnThere’s the abs of being kindnIt’s not enough to bash in headsnYou’ve got to bash in mindsnnEveryone’s a hero in their own waynEveryone’s got something they can donGet up go out and flynEspecially that guy, he smells like poonnEveryone’s a hero in their own waynYou and you and mostly me and younnI’m poverty’s new sherrifnAnd I’m bashing in the slumsnA hero doesn’t care if you’re a bunch of scarynAlcoholic bumsnn(Everybody!)nnEveryone’s a hero in their own waynEveryone can blaze a hero’s trailnDon’t worry if it’s hard,nIf you’re not a friggin ‘tard you will prevailnnEveryone’s a hero in their own waynEveryone a hero in their –