This calls for immediate evacuation
Pack your junk and vacuum seal your patience
I love the smell of invasion in the morning- Sun!
Wash it down with a water board warning- Done!
Were on our baby straight the cosmos
Twenty second century wings grow on broncos
Our generation is defined by a pie chart
It’s the game winning shot and we forgot about the high arc
We took everything we could take without taking what
we shoulda woulda coulda took to take it
The only thing left is floating information- Burn!
And the remains of estranged names and faces- Burnt!
It smells like car salesman musk
There must be a cut throat sport coat running outta luck
Is this the future or a sci-fi flick?
Pass the plutonium I need another trip
(Hook)
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
(invest in endorphins)
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
(invest in endorphins)
After twenty some light years we finally landed
Greetings! We’ve come to steal your planet
But have no fear it’s an American tradition
Richer than religions time tested list of victims
And if ya stick with it you’ll get a casino next to a prison
Next to a condemned building turned crack kitchen
Attached to strip mall filled with bitchy little children
Your culture’s now prohibited and forbidden
So bow to your new god- color television
Wave good riddins to your caveman nature
Shake hands with bad karma and movie studio saviors
But don’t move we’ve got razor blade lazers
Doesn’t anybody here even speak earth?
Please take us to your fucking leader
We brought peace reefer
and a flesh eating fever
(Hook)
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
(invest in endorphins)
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
(invest in endorphins)
All you humans think your so damn “Einstein”
Did you really think you discovered our ozone- No!
We downloaded your primitive language
Over five eons ago as an office joke
See Mr. Hot Shot astronaut
we project “our” thoughts through any object we want
In fact we actually invented Macintosh as an after thought
Then talked your God into cashing in on the props
Your desperate for clean air Mr. Blade Runner
Our culture is a glorious wonder
We will not be brain washed by inferior new comers
So shut the fuck up and take a number
If you wanted deep dish pizza and wide screen porn
Then you should’ve stopped feeding mother nature carbon storm
This is the future in it’s Hollywood form
A real psychological thriller Billy Jean reborn
(Hook)
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
(invest in endorphins)
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
Live from the moon in orbit
I’m the last man alive let’s join forces- wow, wow, wow
(invest in endorphins)
So Damn Einstein!
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