Late at night and I can't sleep again
So I watch the tube to find a remedy
And I go through this every single day
I don't know what I should do
But I'm telling you (this much is true)
All this merchandising needs to simply go away
I feel used, so abused
I'm kinda confused
I'm not amused
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Try it now and you'll see
That this is the best product of its kind
Insomnia is killing me
And I just need to get some sleep
It doesn't work, it doesn't work
No matter how hard I'm trying (I won't buy)
Search the tube to find some peace
But rest seems slightly out of reach
I note that you're all selling things
But I'm not buying Carlton Sheets
And Don Lapre got rich off all of my money
And all the money that I've made I squandered it away