Ashley: Yeah, yeah, Bob. That should do it.Mary-Kate: Who was on the phone so early in the morning?Ashley: Our friend, Bob. He wanted to know the best way to pretend he's sick.Mary-Kate: How come?Ashley: First grade. he can't take the pressure.It's Sunday night and tomorrow is the dayI'll sit down in the circleand Miss Cunningham will say...Who's brought something special,who would like to share?I'd rather eat raw spinach than be there!Show and Tell, I just can't take itShow and Tell, I'll never make itEverybody brings such interesting thingsBut not meShow and Tell, I'm gonna flunk it!Show and Tell, I've always stunk atFinding something coolTo show the other kids at schoolLike Jennifer brought a sea shellJessica showed her snakeJustin brought his new little brotherA real live baby, give me a break!Nicholas had a fossilAnd Natalie had a skullI looked on my shelf and said to myselfDull, dull, dull!Show and Tell, the others love itHe gets hives, just thinking of itAnything I chooseIs sure to be a total snoozeOnce I brought a marble,A really pretty marbleThe kids said Look...a marble...I thought I was gonna dieA Show and Tell day victimBut Mondays, now, I've licked themI stand on two feet and tell a completeLie, lie, lie!Like Show and Tell-oops, I forgot mine!Show and Tell-a hunter shot mine!Lost it on the way-Is it Show and TellToday? Ahh gee!Show and Tell-a freight train hit mine!Show and Tell-a pitbull bit mine!Had it in my hand-I just don'tunderstand, where did it go?Show and Tell-has lit a fireIn the heart of this little liar-I didn't knowit could fly, Mrs. Cunningham, really!Show and Tell-my brother ate it!Show and Tell-my dog peed on it?Show and Tell-turns out I was allergic to itand I got this rash and I couldn't breatheand my mother saidDrop that thing before it kills youHonest!Show and Tell
Lyrics by Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen
'Twas The Night Before Christmas At The End Of The Day B-U-T-T Out Bravery Broccoli And Chocolate Brother For Sale Butterflies In Your Stomach Cattle Drive Christmas Carol Medley Come As You Are Come On Critters On My Crackers Dancing With Dreams Dancing Your Dreams Dancing Your Dreams (Reprise) Dare To Dance Decisions, Decisions Desperate For A Dog Don't Let Your Mom Go Shopping Double Up Echo Fashon Jr. High Fire Engine Food Court Gimme Pizza Ginger The Talking Horse Give Us A Mystery Goin' Through Our Mom's Stuff Gonna' Stay In The Bathtub ('Til The Soap Disappea... Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Honky Tonk Hip Hop How The West Was Fun Hugged By You I Am A Kid I Am The Cute One I Can't Hear My Parents Call I Do Believe It's Christmas Eve I'd Like To Be A Cowboy I'd Rather Be Surfing I'm Still Me Ice Cream Crazy Ida Know Identical Twins If We Ran The Navy Imagine (Pachelbel's Canon) Instant Party It's Not Logical It's Not Me, It's You Just The Bare Necessities Lazy Rainy Afternoon Lotta Rocks Makeover Machine Meet You At The Mall Mom's Song Monday Morning Moon Bounce Madness Mummies Have Mommies Too My Horse And Me Neighborhood Kitchen Pots And Pans Rhythm Band No One Tells The President What To Do Nothing To Do One Buffalo, Two Buffali Our Dog Has Eaten Our Homework Peanut Butter Piata Party Pool Party Practice, Practice, Practice Pullin' An All Nighter Raptor In The Woods Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree Sand Sand Glorious Sand Saturday Night Screamin', Steamin' Slammin', Jammin' Really Scary... Silent Night Sleigh Ride Sofamobile Sore Feet Stayin' Cool Step Right Up Swingle Bells (Medley) Tchaikovsky Medley, Pt. 1 [Instrumental] Tchaikovsky Medley, Pt. 2 [Instrumental] Tchaikovsky Medley, Pt. 3 [Instrumental] That Funky Musicology The Backwards Song Box The Ghost Song (No Such Thing) The New Kid The Noise About Boys The Popcorn Tree The Train The Waiting Game Toys (When I Grow Up) Twelve Days Of Christmas Uh-Oh Accident Very, Very Unbelievably Scary Video Monster We Love To Scream We're Gonna Start Somethin' New What Christmas Means To Me White Christmas Why Can't We Live In A Hotel All The Time? Wild Wet Wacky Wonderful World Yakety Yak You're Invited