Sharon Stoned
Colette Carr

[Chorus:]
Fatal Instincts
R-I-P-O-G-M-C
I got a pocket full of stones

That's why them call me Sharon Stoned
I got a pocket full of stones
That's why them call me Sharon stoned
I got a pocket full of stones
Colette-rika rika ring me along [x2]

WHAT?
Six in the morning, police at my door
Duct taped Chuck Taylors across the hard wood floor
And today would be the day that I didn't use a pad lock,
A man busted in, straight looking like Maddlock
Washed his bed, on my ass I was matched up
Before I knew it I was surrounded by mad cops
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, what do I do, what do I do?
(Motherfucker) nah, mother fuck you
I ran to the bathroom and try to flush down the evidence
Never really evident that my stones was having sex
But where I caught my rocks is irrelevant
And before the water could flush down the bowl,
Officer dink head put me in a choke-hold
Knocked out my tooth and broke my jaw on the sink
Malibu's most wanted, you're going to the clink
That's what he told me, it's a fatal instinct

[Chorus]

Now they're interrogating me like I am illiterate,
I ain't saying shit, bitch till I get a cigarette
Through the two way glass,
I know y'all are watching me
Coward ass police
This is a mockery
Got me bruised, battered and scarred
Held against my will for a trumped up charged
He says I'm moving contraband all across border
But his proof got ruined in the toilet water
He said he has computer files, pulled up my picture
And all of my lyrics are incriminating scriptures
Just then my spidey sense twitches
You never had a warrant so sianara bitches
This molocany has been going on too long
Dude I swear I didn't do wrong
And you can't prove that I did any harm
And I ain't crossed my legs with no panties on

[Chorus]


  Purchase "Sharon Stoned"   Purchase Entire Album   Email Video to Friends   Play Youtube "Sharon Stoned" Video   Play Spotify "Sharon Stoned" Song   View Wikipedia "Sharon Stoned" Entry   Receive Emails for Future Colette Carr Lyrics

Email:

  Link to "Sharon Stoned"   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Lyrics For You

Loading...

Lyrics by Colette Carr

Related Songs

  S.h.a.r.o.n. - Deacon Blue  I Ain't Sharin' Sharon - Bobby Darin  CJ Mac Interlude - T Ice  CJ Mac (Interlude) (featuring CJ Mac) - Ice-T  CJ Mac Interlude - Ice T  Dentro Sharon - Verdena  I Ain't Sharin' Sharon - Bobby Darin  CJ Mac Interlude - ICE-T  CJ Mac Interlude"(feat. CJ Mac - ICE-T  Sharon - The dB's  I Ain't Sharin' Sharon - Hank Williams, Jr.  I Ain't Sharin' Sharon - Hank Williams Jr.  Elixirs And Potions - Saddles  Going Steady - Jilted John  Old Friends - Chuck Prophet  Sharon - David Bromberg  White christmas - Sharon Jones  Big bulbs - Sharon Jones  Silent night - Sharon Jones  Silver bells - Sharon Jones  Intro (Paradise) - Within Temptation  Sharon & Hope - Stina Nordenstam  World of love - Sharon Jones  Just another christmas song - Sharon Jones  Funky little drummer boy - Sharon Jones  8 days of hanukkah - Sharon Jones  Please come home for christmas - Sharon Jones  God rest ye merry gents - Sharon Jones  Ainu2019t no chimneys in the projects...  Rose Of Sharon - Clay Kevin  Marry Me - Tenement Halls  Rose Of Sharon - Joan Baez  Stull (Part 1) - Urge Overkill  Rose Of Sharon - Eliza Gilkyson  Stranded in Your Love...  Not A Love Song - Wonderland  Sharon Littlehawk - Dave Stamey  Rose of Sharon (Grey Ghost Version) - Xiu Xiu  The Curse of Sharon - Primal Fear  Sharon Sue - Dave Barnes  Remembering Mountains (Sharon Van Etten) - VA  Rose Of Sharon - Xiu Xiu  Xiu Xiu - Rose Of Sharon - Xiu Xiu  Neden Game - ICP (Insane Clown Posse)  Marijuana - Country Joe & The Fish  I Keep Myself Stoned 24 - Chonk  Stoned - Macy Gray  The Dating Game - ICP (Insane Clown Posse)  Neden Game - Insane Clown Posse  Stoned on Her Love - Joe Diffie  Stoned in Love [Radio Edit] - Tom Jones  Sharon Tate - Babasónicos  Sharon Tate - Babasónicos  Sharon Tate - Babasonicos  Electric Mistress - Stoned Jesus  Indian - Stoned Jesus  Stormy Monday - Stoned Jesus  I Am the Mountain - Stoned Jesus  Stoned - Silverchair  I'm in Love With Jesus - Hank Snow  Everybody Must Get Stoned - Cypress Hill  And It Stoned Me - Van Morrison  Style - Lemonheads  Let's Go Get Stoned (Live At Woodstock 1969)...  Let's Go Get Stoned - Joe Cocker  Stoned Soul Picnic - Julie London  Stoned Soul Picnic - The Four Tops  Rick James Style - The Lemonheads  Stoned Love - The Supremes  Stoned Soul Picnic - The 5th Dimension  Stoned In Love - Chicane  Stoned Soul Picnic - Frank Sinatra  Smoke The Fire - Hank Williams III  The Yogi's So High (I'm Stoned) - Hagar Sammy  Stoned - Gucci Mane  Let's Go Get Stoned - Manfred Mann  I Got Stoned and I Missed It...  I got Stoned and I Missed it - Dr Hook  I Got Stoned And I Missed It - Dr. Hook  Let's Go Get Stoned - Ray Charles  The Yogi's So High (I'm Stoned) - Sammy Hagar  Stoned - KaliRaps  Steal My Sunshine - Len  Party Ain\'t Over - PITBULL  Party Ain't Over - Pitbull  Stoned Is The Way Of The Walk (remix)...  Stoned Is The Way Of The Walk (Remix)...  Let's Go Get Stoned - The Everly Brothers  It's So Nice To Get Stoned - Okkervil River  The Other Half (Of Me) - Within Temptation  Sonce Nabija - Zablujena Generacija  Stoned Soul Picnic [#][*][Demo Version]...  Stoned Soul Picnic - Laura Nyro  Let's Go Get Stoned - Ray Charles  That's All I Ever Want from You Baby...  Let's Get Stoned - Joe Cocker  Let's Go Get Stoned - Booker T. and the MG's  And It Stoned Me - Widespread Panic  Stoned In Love - Tom Jones  Stoned In Love - La Chicane  Let's Get Stoned - Ray Charles  Let's Get Stoned - Ray Charles  Hopelessly Stoned - Hugo  Stoned Soul Picnic - 5th Dimension  Stoned - Armonia Avenue  Stoned - Puddle Of Mudd  Stoned - Believer  Stoned - The Downtown Fiction  Stoned - Old 97's  Stoned - Enuff Z'nuff  Stoned - Conil  Stoned - Bertoldi Brothers  Stoned - Old 97's  Stoned - The Rolling Stones  Stoned - Orleans  Stoned - Left Boy  Stoned - Trizz  Stoned - Dido  Stoned - Smash Mouth  Stoned - Blackie & The Rodeo Kings  Stoned - Arkarna  Stoned - Wiz Khalifa  Stoned - Gucci Mane And Waka Flocka Flame  Stoned - Rolling Stones  Stoned - The Brinks  Stoned and Starving - Parquet Courts  Stoned Out Of My Mind - The Chi-Lites  Ribbon Road - Maccabees  Slider - Feeder  Gone - John Butler Trio  Stoned Alone - The Memories  Summer of Rain - The Battleships Cometh  Stoned Blue - Jimmy Rankin  Stoned Again - Norma Jean  Stoned Out of My Mind [*] - The Chi-Lites  Aspirations - The Bicycle Thief  Rollin' Stoned - Great White  Stoned Soul Picnic - Jill Sobule  Let Go Get Stoned - Ray Charles  Stoned Soul Picnic - Kombo  Mean Love - Daryll-ann  Drunk & Stoned - Ass to Mouth  Stoned, Pt. 1 - Lewis Taylor  Get Stoned - Hinder  Let's Go Get Stoned - Terrace Martin  Let's Go Get Stoned - Terrace Martin  Stoned In Love - Powerspace  Strong Weakness - The Bellamy Brothers  Strong Weakness - Bellamy Brothers  Strong Weakenss - The Bellamy Brothers  Advertisement (another Intentional Irrelevent Suic...  Advertisement (another Intentional Irrelevent Suic...  I Love To Hate - Screeching Weasel  Party Ain\u2019t Over - Pitbull  Born In Chains - Leonard Cohen  Too Stoned to Cry - Andrew Combs  Let’s Go Get Stoned - Terrace Martin  Stoned Love - Diana Ross & the Supremes  Stoned Love...  Stoned Love...  Stoned Love - Stars at Studio 99  Stoned Love [*] - The Supremes  Stoned Love - Rosetta Hightower  I'll Be Stoned for Christmas - Dent May  Stoned Woman - Ten Years After  STONED IN THE TEMPLE - Glenn Hughes  Alison Foley - Better Than Ezra  Flavor Of The Week - Bowling for Soup  Flavor of the Weak - American Hi-fi  Flavour Of The Week - American Hi-fi  American Hi-Fi / Flavor Of The Weak...  Flavor Of The Week - American Hi-fi  Rolling Stone - My Darkest Days  Advertisement (another Intentional Irrelevent Suic...  In Here We Fall - Electrasy  I Got Stoned and I Missed It - Shel Silverstein  Get Stoned [Live] - Hinder  Get Stoned [Piano Version][#] - Hinder  I'm Getting Stoned - Eric Church  Get Stoned [Piano Version] - Hinder  I'm Gettin' Stoned - Eric Church  I’m Gettin’ Stoned - Eric Church  I'm Gettin' Stoned - Eric Church  Low - Cracker  Pitbull Party Ain't Over is a song from his album ...  Stone The Crow - Down  Stoned Alone - Ryan Adams  It's All Over - Jamie Foxx  It's All Over - Jamie Foxx  Kicking My Heels - Tyler Hilton  I Failed To Use It - Mike Doughty  Nothing To Do But Get Stoned - Electrosy  Captain Ahab - Didjits  Negative Creep - Nirvana  Everybody Must Get Stoned [*] - Cypress Hill  I Wanna Be A Hippie - Technohead  I Wanna Be a Hippy - Technohead  Haven't Had a Drink All Day - Toby Keith  The Mephistopheles Of Los Angeles - Marilyn Manson  Fated, Faithful, Fatal - Marilyn Manson