Shake Weight & Moving Crates
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The hardest thing
we'll ever have to do
is separate our stuff
now that we're through.

Are you kidding me?
the sham-wow set is mine
it was a gift from my mother
you just used it all the time

The flat screen's mine
but the cable's yours
I've got the bedside tables
you can have the drawers.

You say you're gonna use it
but you never will.
I'll trade my Apple TV
for your Foreman Grill.

I know my obsession used to make you laugh
but if you take my Will Smith autograph
I'll lose my mind.
I think we're both starting to find

The hardest thing
we'll ever have to do
is separate our stuff
now that we're through.

The Rachel Ray cookbook,
nintendo, Wii, and the tivo
still belong to me
parting with your Dextor box set
might be tough
Come and get your stuff.

I'm guessing board game night will
never be the same
now that you took Cranium
and my Simpsons trivia game

The macbook's yours
but the hard drive's mine
like my original Yoda
that was hard to find.

I'll take the Ninja Turtle bedsheets
and picture frames
just be sure to leave a note on
how I'm all to blame

I know my obsession used to make you laugh
but if you take my Oprah autograph
I'll lose my fucking mind
I think we're both starting to find

piled up in the hallway
the Taylor Lautner poster is mine
but you can have it anyway
so this is the last thing I needed to say:
Don't take my Shake Weight.

Don't touch my Nintendo
it's time that you let go
of my DVDs and I think
that we both know that
breaking up has never been this tough

Come and get your stuff.


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