[* Theme Song to Sanford & Son *]Ha, oh shit, you always goin' to get cha' dick suckedAh suck that thang, ha haMan that's a fuckin' rerun, turn the tv off man (Ah shit)Turn the radio on man, turn the radio on[* Radio stations being changed *]It ain't'nt nothin' on the radio manPut that fuckin' Master P tape in (repeated to fade)Yo, there go Master P[Master P talking]Ahh, yeah ya know what I'm sayin'This is for them punk, punk pussy motherfuckersThat didn't think I could do this, know what I'm sayin(Sucker ass niggas) Yeah, weak fuckers (Ahhhh haaaa!)(Yo, yo P man what chu' mean) Yo man I mean this, know what I'm sayin'(Drop it!)[Master P]From the Master to the crowd that surrounds meOnce the king speaks you suckers better bow behind meYeah, royalties and jewels, I stole ya checkPunk motherfuckers wanna get flicked like a Bic (Suckers!)I'm just fiendin' to kick some assSo why cross the line when you know you couldn't passDon't act ignorant cause ya know that I warned yaStraight from New Orleans but I'm chillin' in Richmond, CaliforniaSo you suckers better listen when I speakA brother that's hard but very uniqueCause the P is one of a kindKick some ass, grab the mic, then I go for mineSo cue the lights, turn up the beat, ya know it's onAll jealous, punk, suckers better runIf ya play like a motherfuckin' saxophoneGet busy y'all, get busy y'allYeah I got my home boy Big OFrom The Real Untouchables in the motherfuckin' houseAnd he gon' kick some shit on the motherfuckin' saxophone(You motherfuckin' right)[Big O]It's my turn to drop some shit with my nigga Master PAnd I know all you bitch-type niggas say It couldn't beThat crazy motherfucker from The Real UntouchablesYeah it's me so sit the fuck back while I flowAnd let cha' motherfuckers know ya can't fuck with PWhoever fucks with him gots to fuck with meAnd that will be ya worst nightmareYa punk ass me and P will shareLike a hot apple pieEvery time we lyricate niggas start to dieCause they don't know how we do itYa wanna battle, forgot ya weak ass rhymes, ya blew itSo don't get solemn after the sax blowsA lot of ya scream the time that I rip ya throatComin' like one of them crazy niggas down Center StreetI left the game now I'm chillin' with Master PThe O can carry more than one so ya know it's onAnd ya just got attacked by the maniac and played like a saxophoneSucker ass bitch-type ass niggas[Master P]P once again, bustin' some hype shitTo let cha' motherfuckers know I ain't bullshitin'And if ya ever think I am just run upHit ya one time, knock ya to ya knees then huhAnd watch that nose bleed damn! Ya know what I'm sayin'And wouldn't give a fuck about doin' timeCause to me a few days in county like a parade or second lineChew a crew up, bitch ever tryin' to press his luckI do a walk-by and leave him dry like a pool puckAnd like a mad muscian I will reactCompose ya ass through sounds of a saxAnd once that awkward strut starts strollin'Out on the streets I'm known as young buck and day totin'My man Grand Master Scratch adds the finishin' touchFrom the sax to the table so just chill as my dj cuts[* dj scratching *]Yo, Sonya C just walked in the house (Whooooo!)And she gon' kick some shit on the motherfuckin' saxophoneYeah, go, go, go, go, go[Sonya C]Sonya C in the place and ya know that it's onTo kick some shit with P on the motherfuckin' saxophone (Uh Oh)Ya probably tricked me cause ya just didn't knowThat a girl could come soft and hard and still flowIt ain't what cha' say, it's how ya say itAnd if ya don't like the motherfuckin' record then don't play it[* Music stops *]Yo, yo what cha' doin' that was hotI wanted to see what's up[* Starts *]So you was smartin' and jackin' to the groovePlay that sax and Sonya C makes the crowd moveThe record pump, suckers jump, imitators get stumped(Ya motherfuckers want some)Now ya suckers better duck and dodgeThe heat is on but it's only P and I (Watch out)Ya can't fuck with me, I leave ya screamin'Ya want s**, ya must be wet dreamin'Sonya C can duck bitches like a symphonyNow ya understand why you can't fuck with meHarmony spreads so ya better move onAnd if ya duck ya get played like a got damn saxophone[Master P]I wanna take this time just to let you knowTwo guys and a girl but we all from the ghettoTryin' to survive the turfs and the gameAnd special lyrics to make sure you understandThe life that I live ain't always funA lot of dark and sometimes there's no sunSince this is the last verse of this dope songMaster P is about to flow like a motherfuckin' saxophoneShockin' and rockin' and breakin' and takin' the crowdI can come hardcore as the sax player smileShould be the first if ya get stuckBroke like a barn then plucked like a duckYa mess with P, ya gamble ya life ya deadYa soul and all ya pieces ya see em' goin' like a saxophoneYeah, ya know what I'm sayin'It ain't where ya from, it's how ya come, know what I'm sayin' Suckers!
Lyrics by Master P
1-2 On A Bag Of Dank 1-900 Master P 1/2 On A Bag Of Dank 17 Reasons 2 Way 20 On Cars 26 On Trucks 211 4, 3, 2, 1 (E-Dub Remix) 6 'n Tha Mornin' 6'n The Morning 99 Ways To Die A Woman Act A Fool After Dollars No Cents After Dollars, No Cents After Dollars, No Cents"(feat. Silkk The Shocker Ain't Nothing Changed Ain't Nothing Changed"(feat. D.I.G., Magic Ain't Nothing Changed AKickDoe Al Capone All I Want (feat. Lil Wayne) All Of Em (Feat. Alley Boy, Fat Trel & Howie T) [P... Always Come Back To You Always Look A Man In The Eyes Anything Goes Assassin B-Ball [Instrumental] B-Ball [Instrumental] Back Against The Wall Back On Top Back On Top"(feat. C-Murder, Lil' Romeo, Silkk the... Back Up Off Me Bangin' Basketball Bastard Child Best Hustler Bitch I Like Bitches & Money Black & White Black & White Black And White Black Jesus Bloody Murder Bond Money Boonapalist Boonapalist"(feat. D.I.G., Ms. Peaches Born 2 Be a Soldier Bounce Bounce That Azz Bounce That Azz"(feat. King George, Silkk, and Gan... Bourbans And 'Llacs Bourbons And Lacs Bout Dat Bout Dat"(feat. Silkk the Shocker Bout It Bout It (feat. Cam'ron) Bout It, Bout It 2 Bout It, Bout It II Bout That Drama Break 'em Off Somethin' Break 'em Off Somethin' Break Em Somethin Break You Off Brick To A Million Bullets Got No Name Burbons and Lacs Buss That Call Me When You Need Some Captain Kirk Change Ya Life Club Poppin Com. 4 COM.1 Com.3 Come & Get Something Come and Get It Come And Get Some Come And Get Something Commercial Commercial (Young Guns) Commercial (Young Guns)"(feat. Young Guns Commercial Rev Intro Converse B-Ball Cookie Money Crazy About You Crazy Bout Ya Crazy Bout Ya"(feat. Mercedes, Ms. Peaches D.O.G.'s Get Lonely 2 Da Ballers Da Ballers"(feat. Jermaine Dupri Da Last Don Déjà Vu Dana You Can Bang Her Dead Presidents Dear Mr President Dear Mr. President Did I Do That? Do You Know Don Is Back Doo Rags Doo Rags"(feat. Slay Sean Dope Man Dope Pussy Money Dope, Pussy and Money Dope, Pussy, & Money Dwight Howard Eternity Eyes Of A Killer Eyes On Your Enemies F With Me (Feat. Clyde Carson, Eastwood & Howie T)... Family Business Farmer in the Dell [Instrumental] Fedz Feel Me Final Ride Foolish Foolish"(feat. Magic and Mo B. Dick Freak Hoes Freaky Freedom (Feat. Fat Trel & Miss Chee) [Prod. By You... Friends With Benefits Fuck A Bitch 'Cuz I'm Paid Fuck A Bitch Cause I'm Paid G.I. Joe (Feat. Young Louie & Howie T) [Prod. By Y... Gangsta B... Gangsta Bitch Gangstafied Gangstas Gangstas Make the World Gangstas Need Love Gangstas Need Love II Gangstas Need Love Too Get Bout It & Rowdy Get It Get Yo Mind Right Get Yo Mind Right"(feat. C-Murder Get Your Paper Getaway Clean Ghetto Ballin Ghetto Ballin' Ghetto Ballin'"(feat. Lil' Romeo, Silkk the Shocke... Ghetto Ballin' Ghetto Child Ghetto D Ghetto Godzilla Ghetto Honey Ghetto Honeys Ghetto Honeys"(feat. Mac Ghetto In The Sky Ghetto Life Ghetto Love Ghetto Model Ghetto Prayer Ghetto Prayer"(feat. Magic Ghetto Rain Ghetto's Got Me Trapped Ghost God Forgive Us Goin' Through Some Thangs Goin' Through Some Thangs Going Through Some Thangs Going Through Somethangs Golds In They Mouth Goodbye To My Homies Goodbye To My Homies - Radio Half On A Bag Of Dank Hands Of A Dead Man He Did That Headin' 4 the Jack Heaven For A Gangsta Here We Go Here We Go [*] Here We Go"(feat. Fiend, Mystikal Hit Em Up Hit Em Up"(feat. Tru (Silkk, C-Murder), Mercedez Hoe Games Holding Back the Years Homie Ride Homie Ride"(feat. C-Murder, Gambino Family, Silkk ... Homies & Thuggs [The Original][Version] Homies & Thuggs [The Remix] Homies & Thugs Homies & Thugs Homies And Thuggs Homies And Thugs (Remix) Hood to Hollywood (feat. Money Mafia) Hoody Hoo Hoody Hooo Hook It Up Hook It Up"(feat. Silkk the Shocker, and Bone-Thug... Hot Boys & Girls Hot Boys & Girls Hot Boys And Girls How G's Ride How G's Ride How I Feel How To Be A Playa How to Be a Playa"(feat. Silkk the Shocker, Fiend How We Mobb How You Do That There Hush Hush"(feat. Krazy, Slay Sean Hustlin' Hustlin'"(feat. C-Murder, Partners in Crime Hustlin' I Ain't Play'n I Ain't Play'n I Ain’t Goin Let It Happen Twice (feat. Gangsta ... I Ain’t Gon Let It Happen Twice (Feat. Gangsta &... I Aint Feelin That I Always Feel Like [Instrumental] I Always Feel Like [Street Version] I Always Feel Like... I Don't I Don't Give Ah What I Don't I Don't Give Ah What I Don’t (feat. Money Mafia) I Got Candy I Got That Dank I Got the Hook Up I Got the Hook Up [Album Version] I Got the Hook Up [Instrumental] I Got the Hook Up [Instrumental] I Got The Hook Up! I Got the Hook Up!"(feat. Sons of Funk I Got the Hook up/Sock It 2 Me [Instrumental] I Love This Game I Miss My Homies I Miss My Homies [Instrumental] I Miss My Homies [Instrumental] I Miss My Homies [Street] I Need a Thug I Need An Armored Truck I Need An Armored Truck (Feat. Rome) [Prod. By The... I Need Dubs I Need Dubs I'm A Gangsta I'm Alright I'm Bout It Bout It I'm Bout It Bout It I'm Bout It, Bout It I'm Going Big Time I'm In the House I'm On Ya I'm A Gangsta I'm Alright I'm Bout It, Bout It I'm Going Big Time I'm On Ya Ice Cream Man Ice On My Wrist Ice on My Wrist (Remix) Ice on My Wrist (Remix)"(feat. Magic If If I Could Change If I Could Change [Instrumental] If I Could Change [Street/Movie Version] If I Could Change"(feat. Steady Mobb'n If You Real, Keep It Real Imma Do Me (Feat. Alley Boy & Fat Trel) [Prod. By ... Independent ( Feat. Travis Kr8ts) Intro Intro (Ghetto Postage) Intro/17 Reasons Is It You (Deja Vu) Is it You? (Deja Vu) Is It You? (Déjà Vu) Is it You? (Deja Vu) Is There A Heaven 4 A Gangsta Is There A Heaven 4 A Gangsta? It Don't Get No Better It Don't Make No Sense It Don't Get No Better It's a Drought It's A Jungle Out Here It's All Good It's A Drought It's All Good It’s a Jungle Out Here Itch Or Scratch Itch or Scratch"(feat. Mac, Master P, Prime Suspec... Jack Of The Jackers Just An Everyday Thang Just Be Straight With Me [Album Version] Just Be Straight With Me [Instrumental] Kenny's Dead Kenny's Dead Killa Pussy Last Dance Last Year (Feat. Problem & Fat Trel) [Prod. By 150... Late Night Creepin' Late Night Creepin' Lay Low Let 'Em Go Let 'em Go Let Me Find Out (feat. Play Beezy & Gangsta) Let Me See It Let Me Shine Let My 9 Get 'Em Let My 9 Get 'em Let' Em Go Let's Get 'Em Let's Get Em Let's Get Em' Let's Ride (Radio Edit) Let's Get Em Let's Ride (Radio Edit) Lets Get Em Letter To My Daddy Life Ain't Cool Life Ain't Easy Life Ain't Easy"(feat. C-Murder, Porshe Life Ain't Easy Life I Live Life In The Fast Lane Life in the Fast Lane"(feat. C-Murder Like Whaaa Live Or Die Locked Up Locked Up"(feat. Slay Sean, Short Circuit, Krazy London Bridge [Instrumental] Lonely Road Lonely Road To Success Lose It and Get It Back Louie Sheets Love Hate Low Down & Dirty Low Down & Dirty Made Ni**az Made Niggaz Major Players Make 'Em Say Ugh Make Em Say Ugh [Instrumental] Make Em Say Uhh #2 Make Em Say Uhh! Make Em' Say Uhh! Make Em' Say Uhhhh #2 Make Em' Say Uhh! Make Em' Say Uhhhh #2 Make It (feat. BlaqNMilD) Make It Do What It Do (feat. T-Bo) Make You Dance Makes You Stronger Making Love Mama Raised Me Mama's Bad Boy Mama's Bad Boy Mary Had a Little Lamb [Instrumental] Meal Ticket Meal Ticket"(feat. 8-ball and MJG, U.G.K. More 2 Life Mr. Ice Cream Man Murder My Babooski My Dogs My Ghetto Heroes My Life My Love N.L. Party Never Never (feat. Magnolia Chop, Luccianos, Maserati Ro... Never Ending Game Next Shooting Star No Limit No Limit Party No Limit Soldiers No Limit Soldiers II No Limit Soldiers II"(feat. No Limit's All Stars No Limit To This Real Shit No More Tears No Sense (Feat. Chief Keef & Fat Trel) No Strings Attached (feat. Ace B) Nobody Moves Nobody Moves"(feat. Magic, Silkk the Shocker Oh Na Nae On My Mind (feat. Luccianos, Ace B) Only a Few Only God Can Judge Me Only the Strong Survive Only Time Will Tell Ooh Shit Ooohhhwee Ooohhhwee"(feat. Weebie Ooohhwee Ooooh Weeee Paper Paper Chasing Paper Chasing"(feat. MC Eiht Pass Me Da Green Pervin' Pervin' Plan B Playa 4 Life Playa From Around The Way Playa Haterz Playa Wit Game Playaz From The South Pockets Gone Stay Fat Pockets Gone Stay Fat"(feat. Magic Pop Goes the Weasel [Instrumental] Pop Lockin' II Poppin' Them Collars Poppin' Them Collars Power Premeditated Murder Psycho Rhymes Pure Uncut R.I.P Tupac R.I.P. Tupac Real Love Real Love"(feat. Sera-Lynn Represent Respect My Game Return Of Da Don Return of Da Don"(feat. Silkk the Shocker Reverse the Game Rich And Dangerous Rich And Dangerous (T.R.U.) Richtown Ride Ride 4 You Ridin (feat. Krazy, BlaqNMilD) RIP Robbery Rock It Rock It"(feat. 5th Ward Weebie, Krazy Rock-A-Bye Haters Roll How We Roll Roll How We Roll"(feat. Afficial Rollin Thru My Hood Rollin' the Dice Rollin' Thru My Hood Rollin' The Dice Run Away Slaves Safe Sex Say Brah Say Brah"(feat. Mac Scared Of Me Scream Scream [#][*] Scream"(feat. Silkk the Shocker Sellin' Ice Cream Sellin' Ice Cream Shake What Ya Got She Whip It Up (feat. BlaqNMilD) Shoot 'Em Up Shoot 'em Up Shut It Down Skip to My Lou [Instrumental] Smokin' Green Smokin' Green Snitches Snoop World So Many Souls Deceased So Much Pain Soldier Party Soldiers Soldiers, Riders & G's Soldiers, Riders and G's Soldiers, Riders And G's Some Jack Some of These Hoes Jack Somethin for the Street Somethin' Funky for the Street Soulja Boo Soulja Boo"(feat. Erika Fox Souljas Souljas Southside Niggas Spotlight Stack Yo Chips Stay to Myself (feat. Money Mafia) Step To Dis Step To This Still Ballin' Still Ballin'"(feat. Krazy, Slay Sean Still Ballin' Still Makin' Moves Stop Hatin Stop Playing Wit Me Street Life Streets Keep Calling Me (Feat. Young Louie) [Prod.... Study Being A Gangsta Suppose to Be My Friend Swamp Nigga Take A Ride Take It Outside Take My Pain Tell 'Em Tell 'Em (I'm Back) Tell 'em Tell Me Something Good That Ain't Nothing That Ain't Nothing The Block The Farm The Ghetto Tryin' To Kill Me The Ghetto Tryin' To Kill Me The Ghetto Won't Change The Ghetto Won't Change The Ghetto's Got Me Trapped The Ghetto's Tryin to Kill Me The Ghetto's Trying To Kill Me The Ghetto\'s Got Me Trapped The Ghetto's Got Me Trapped The Life I Chose The One The Real The Real The Shocker The Tank Goes On Them Jeans There Dey Go There They Go These Streets Keep Me Rollin' Things Ain'T What The Used To Be Things Ain't What They Used to Be Thinkin Bout U This Old Man [Instrumental] Throw Em Up Thug Chick Thug Girl Till We Dead and Gone Time 2 Chill Time For a 187 Time to Check My Crackhouse Toast Too Real Trappin (feat. Ace B, BlaqNMilD) Trick Or Treat Whodi Trick or Treat Whodi"(feat. Slay Sean Tru 2 da Game Tru Homies [Street Version] Tru Homies [Street Version] [Version] Trust Nobody Tryin 2 Do Something Tryin To Do Somethin Tryin To Do Something Tryin' to Make a Dollar Out of 15 Cents Twerk That Thang Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star [Instrumental] Two Three U Think I Forgot (feat. Maserati Rome, BlaqNMilD) War Wounds Watch Dees Hoes Watch Deez Hoes Watch Your Ass We All We Got We Don’t Stop (feat. Money Mafia) We Good (Feat. Howie T) [Prod. By Young Bugatti] We Like Them Girlz We Poppin We Riders Weed & Hennesey Weed & Money Weed And Hennesey Weed and Hennesey"(feat. C-Murder, Silkk the Shock... Weed and Money Welcome to My City Werk (feat. Ace B, Magnolia Chop) What I'm Bout What The Business Is What The Business Is (feat. Clyde Carson and Eastw... What They Call Us? What's Up With That Whatcha Gon Do? When They Gone When They Gone (Radio) Where Do We Go From Here Where Do We Go From Here"(feat. Mac, Nas, Sons of ... Where You From White Who Down to Ride Who Down to Ride"(feat. D.I.G. Who Got the Fire Who Them Boyz Who Want Some Whoadie Gone Whole Hood Why They Wanna See Me Dead Why They Wanna Wish Death With Me Part 2 With Me, Pt. 2 With Me, Pt. 2 [Instrumental] With Me, Pt. II Wobble Wobble Wobble Wobble Woke Up A Millionaire Woke Up a Millionaire (feat. Deezle) Would You Y'all Don't Know Y'all Don't Know"(feat. 241, Ghetto Commission Y'all Don't Want None Y'all Don't Want None"(feat. Mystikal Yappin Yappin' Yea I’m Rich (Feat. Rome) [Prod. By Young Bugatt... Yeah (feat. Money Mafia) [Bonus] You a Genius You Ain’t Gotta Say Too Much (feat. Miss Chee, H... You Can't See What I'm On You Don't Know Me You Know I'm A Ho You Know I'm A Hoe You Know I'm a Hoe"(feat. Ice Cube You Know What We Bout You Need To Know You Only Live Once You Talk (Feat. Flight Boy) [Prod. By Young Bugatt... You’re the One