RESTAURANT MANNo please no,Not tonight please no,Mister,Can't you go,Not tonight,Can't have a scene.ROGERWhat?RESTAURANT MANgo, please go, you,Hello sir,I said no, important customer,MARKWhat am I, just a blur?RESTAURANT MANYou sit all night, you never buy.MARKThat's a lie, that's a lie,I had a tea the other dayRESTAURANT MANYou couldnt pay!MARKOh yeah...COLLINSBenjamin Coffin the third- here?RESTAURANT MANOh no!ALLWine and Beer!MAUREENThe enemy of Avenue A, will stay(they sit)RESTAURANT MANOy vey.COLLINSWhat brings a mogul in his own mind, to the life cafe?BENNYI would like to propose a toast,To Maureen's noble try. It went well.MAUREENGo to hell!BENNYWas the yuppie scum stomped?Not counting the homeless, how many tickets weren't comped?ROGERWhy did Muffy-BENNYAlison-ROGERMiss the show?BENNYThere was a death in the family, if you must know.ANGELWho died?BENNYOur akitaBENNY, MARK, ANGEL & COLLINSEvita.BENNYMimi, I'm suprised,A bright and charming girl like you,Hangs out with these slackers,(Who don't adhere to deals)They make fun- yet I am the one,Attempting to do some good.Or do you really want a neighborhood,Where people piss on your stoop every night?Bohemia, Bohemia is a fallacy in your head,This is Calcutta, Bohemia is dead.MARKDearly beloved,We gather here to say our goodbyes.Here she lies, no one knew her worththe late, great, daughter of mother earth.On this night, when we celebrate the birth.In that little town of BethlehemWe raise our glass, you bet your ass (maureen flashes hers) toLa Vie Boheme.ALLla vie boheme x4MARKTo days of inspiration, Playing hooky,Makin something out of nothingThe need to express-To communicate,To going against the grain,Going insane, Going mad,To loving tension,No pension,To more than one dimension,To starving for attention,Hating convention,Hating pretestion,Not to mention, of course,Hating dear old mom and dad.To riding your bike middayPass the three piece suits-To fruits-To no absolutes-To Absolut-To choice-To the Village Voice,To any passing fad.To being an us for once,Instead of at themALLLa vie boheme,Gust The Women-La vie bohemeMAUREENIs the equipment in a pyramid?JOANNEIt is maureenMAUREENThe mixer doesnt have a caseDon't give me that face! [ass slap]Hey mister, she's my sister!RESTAURANT MANSo thats 5 miso soup4 seaweed salad3 soy burger dinner2 tofu dog plattersAnd 1 pasta with meatless balls(eww)COLLINSIt tastes the same!MIMIIf you close your eyesRESTAURANT MANAnd 13 orders of fries, is that it here?ALLwine and beer!MIMI AND ANGELTo hand crafted beers made in local breweries,To yoga, To yogurt, To rice and beans and cheese,To leather, To dildos,To curry vindaloo,To huevos rancheros,And Maya Angelou,MAUREEN AND COLLINSEmotion, Devotion,To causing a commotion,Creation, VacationMARKMucho masturbation,MAUREEN AND COLLINSCompassion, To fashion,To passion when it's newCOLLINSTo SontagANGELTo SondheimOTHERSTo anything tabooCOLLINS AND ROGERGinsberg, Dylan, Cunningham, and CageCOLLINSLenny bruceROGERLangston HughesMAUREENTo the stage!PERSON #1To uta,#2To buddha#3Pablo naruda tooMARK AND MIMIWhy Dorothy and Toto,Went over the rainbow,To blow off Auntie EmALLLa Vie BohemeMAUREENAnd wipe the speakers off before you packJOANNEyes, Maureen,MAUREENWell, Hurry back!MR. GREYSisters?MAUREENWe're close.OTHERSBrothers!ALLBisexuals, Trisexuals,Homo sapiens,Carcinogens,Hallucinogens, MenPee Wee Herman,German wine, TurpentineGertude Stein,Antonioni,Bertolucci, Kurosowa,Camina BurnaTo apathy, To entropy,To empathy, ecstacy,Vaclav Havel, The Sex Pistols, 8BC,To no shame,Never playing the fame game.COLLINSTo marijuana!ALLTo sodomy,It's between God and me, to S&MBENNYWaiter, Waiter, WaiterALLLa Vie Boheme!COLLINSIn honor of the death of Bohemia,An impromptu salon will commence immediatelyfollowing dinner....Mimi Marquez, clad only in bubble wrap,Will perform her famous lawn chair handcuff dance,To the sound of iced tea being stirred.ROGERand Mark Cohen will preview his new documentary,About his inabilty to hold an erection,On the high holy days.MARKAnd Maureen Johnson,Back from her spectacular one night engagementat the 11th Street lotWill sing Native American tribal chants backwards,through her vocoder,while accompanying herself on the electric cello,which she has never studied.BENNYYour new boyfriend doesn't know about us.MIMITheres nothing to know.BENNYDon't you think that we should discuss.MIMIIt was three months ago.BENNYHe doesn't act like he's with you.MIMIWe're taking it slow.BENNYWhere is he now?MIMIHe's right.... (uhuh)hmm...where'd he go?MARKAnd Roger will attempt to write a bittersweetdevocative song(Roger plays)That doesn't remind us of Musetta's waltz.COLLINSAngel Dumott Schunard will model the latest fall fashions from Paris,While accompanying herself,On the 10 gallon plastic pickle tub.ANGELAnd Collins will recount his exploits as anarchist,Including the tale of his successful reprogramming of the MITVirtual Reality equipment to self destruct as it broadcast the words,Actual Reality! Act Up! FIGHT AIDS!Benny:Check!MIMIExcuse me, did I do something wrong?I get invited and ignored,All night longROGERI've been trying, I'm not lying,No one's perfect, I've got baggageMIMILife's too short, babe, time is flyin'I'm lookin for baggage that goes with mineROGERI should tell youMIMII've got baggage too,Should tell youBOTHBaggage wineALLand beer!MIMIAZT break(MIMI, ROGER, ANGEL, AND COLLINS take pills)ROGERYou?MIMIMeYou?ROGERMimi
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