dear Parrot, i love you so deeply and true
said Reggie destroyed and upset
dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall i do?
said Dinky, your kinky love-pet
dear Bonbon your chicken lies dead in the fridge
dear Porky, i ache for your touch
dear Dishy i'll meet you on Battersea Bridge
dear Bonny come back to our hutch
and i hope this letter will make things better
i hope you get a red letter
and i hope this letter will make things better
i hope you get a red letter
dear Stinky, i miss your silly old pongs
from Beaky, who hungers for fun
dear Saucy i offer redundant regards
said Lucky who hasn't had none
said Nonscene; i've had it right up to my ears
from Fiery who never grows cold
oh gosh, how i love you, i tell you no lies
said Harley, before i'm too old
and i hope this letter will make things better
i hope you get a red letter
and i hope this letter will make things better
i hope you get a red letter
and i hope this letter will make things better
i hope you get a red letter
and i hope this letter will make things better
i hope you get a red letter
dear Parrot, i love you so deeply and true
said Reggie destroyed and upset
dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall i do?
said Dinky, your kinky love-pet
dear Bonbon your chicken lies dead in the fridge
dear Porky, i ache for your touch
dear Dishy i'll meet you on Battersea Bridge
dear Bonny come back to our hutch
and i hope this letter will make things better
i hope you get a red letter
and i hope this letter will make things better
i hope you get a red letter
and i hope this letter will make things better
i hope you get a red letter
and i hope this letter will make things better
i hope you get a red letter