Hungry, crunchy, tasty, salty,
Hungry, crunchy, tasty, ready salted!
Hungry, crunchy, tasty, salty,
Hungry, crunchy, tasty, ready salted!
You can buy it from the store
You'll be screaming 'I want more!'
Eat it straight from the bag
Put those Nik Naks down you slag!
We at Walkers, we believe,
That all our crisps should taste fantastic!
Fuck your Quavers, fuck your Cheetos,
Eat them and we'll kick your ass in
Eat them from a multipack
Eat them and you'll get fat
We've got Gary Liniker
He is gonna TOUCH YOUR KIDS!
You can buy it from the store
You'll be screaming 'I want more!'
Eat it straight from the bag
Put those Nik Naks down you slag!
And now that you've heard our song
Eat those crisps and you'll get strong
This aint true so please don't sue
So don't blame us for obese children
Hungry, crunchy, tasty, salty,
Hungry, crunchy, tasty, ready salted, ready salted!!