Well I'm suffocating and I'm getting irate
Eating caviar eggs from a paper plate
Going to school to get an education
Doing research on masturbation
I feed crack to the laboratory rats
To see how much it takes to get their brains to snap
And I don't even mind if my classes are boring
I get to see the rats again in the Goddamn morning
I clone the virus of a mutant strain
Stay up all night shooting speed and cocaine
Searching for infections to dominate the world
Sending e-mails to 15 year old girls
I feed crack to the laboratory rats
To see how much it takes to get their brains to snap
Dissecting the cortex, boiling it down
We'll put it in the bong and then we'll pass it around
It's a Freudian slip filled world
Better look for another girl
I might feel better for the next five minutes
I hate this place and everyone in it
I'm all hopped up on caffeine and nicotine
All wired out on hopeless anxiety
I'm waiting for someone to drop the bomb
I'm all pissed off at the government and my mom