If I had a radio for every time you loved me so,nI wouldn't have a radio at all.nNow I sit and waste my time,nmy room is quiet as a mime,nand wait for someone glamorous to call.nnRadionnIf I had a ceiling fan for every time you made a plan and then told me you had plans and couldn't go,nthe hurricane would wreck my bed and leave my shingled roof for dead,nand my broken heart scattered to and fro.nnHurricanennIf I had a lesuire suit 1/10 of 1% as cute as certain parts and aspects of your face,nEvery single summer day I'd look so fuckin' good you'd say,nThe way I treated you was a disgrace.nnFuckin' good