Looky here
Better hurry up and check it out
Looky here, looky here
Your steak ain't no hipper than my pork chop
Your Cadillac ain't no hipper than my bus stop
Your champagne ain't no hipper than my soda pop
Looky here, I'm ready to take care of business
Have no fear, I'm already here
I'll Tell you now (I'm qualified)
You know that I'm qualified
(You know that I'm qualified)
Your top hat ain't no better than my ginger brown
And your sharp skin ain't no badder than my Levis Jim
The money you got, it ain't no better than a higher spending man's
All I've got is a little bit of common sense
I believe in my heart, the best e.d. is experience
I'll tell you now (I'm qualified)
You know that I'm qualified
(You know that I'm qualified)
You may find me in a project slum
Be hanging out with all the skid row bums
I may be sick and I may seem dumb
That don't mean you know where I'm coming from
Look out kid
Just make a little room for
Your social life ain't no better than my hot dog stand
Your edu-ma-cation ain't no hipper than what you understand
Your woman that you got she ain't no hipper than a hot loving band
I got the power to control
I can see clean through your blind mole?
And I want to tell you now (I'm qualified)
You know that I'm qualified
(You know that I'm qualified)
Look at me, I'm filling up in class
And you better watch out, I'm stepping up fast
And I ain't a jacket on me, I've been hanging out in the projects
Hangin' out with all you rednecks
you rubbernecks and rejects
Qualified
Dr. John
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Lyrics by Dr. John
Bad Girl Blues Basin Street Blues Big Date [Score][Instrumental] Blue Monday Blue Skies Blues in the Night Candy Careless Love Come Rain or Come Shine Dear Old Southland Going Home Tomorrow Gris-Gris Gumbo Ya Ya Gris-Gris Gumbo Ya-Ya I Walk On Guilded Splinters Iko Iko Iko Iko (Jockomo) Iko Iko [Live] Iko, Iko In a Sentimental Mood In the Night Is You Is or Is you Ain't My Baby Jambalaya (On the Bayou) Jump Sturdy Lay My Burden Down Let the Good Times Roll Lissen Loop Garoo Love for Sale Mack the Knife Mama Roux Me Minus You Equals Loneliness Merry Christmas, Baby Mess Around Mood Indigo More Than You Know No More Mr. Nice Guy Qualified [*] Right Place Wrong Time Right Place, Wrong Time Right Place, Wrong Time [*] Right Place, Wrong Time [#] Sick and Tired Silent Night Silent Night [#] Solitude Splish Splash Storm Warning [Instrumental] Such a Night The Nearness of You The Way You Do the Things You Do There Must Be a Better World Somewhere Tipitina Wash, Mama, Wash When the Saints Go Marching In World I Never Made You Rascal You
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