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Soft-Sell Conclusion
The Mothers Of Invention

A lot of people don't bother about their

friends in the vegetable kingdom. They

think: Oh, ah, what can I say? What can

a person like myself say to a vegetable?

But the answer is simple, my friends:

Just call, and tell them how you feel

about muffins...pumpkins...wax

paper...Caledonia, Mahoganies, elbows

...green things in general...and

soon, a new rapport...you and your

new little green and yellow buddies,

grooving together...Oh, no! Maintaining

your coolness together! Worshipping

together in the church of your

choice...(only in America...)

Call any vegetable Call it by name

Aw, you gotta call one today

When you get off the train

Call any vegetable

And the chances are good

WOW! That the vegetable will RESPOND to you

Oh, no! Can you see them responding? The

pumpkin is breathing hard...h-h-h-h

h-h-h-H-H-H-H-H-H-H - H - HHHHHHHHHHHH!

(What a pumpkin!)


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