I woke up on the floor again
And I needed something to eat
So I went down the street to Monty's grill
What'll it be? said Monty, sporting a wry grin
Just give me th usual, Monty, I said
Monty just scratched his head and said, What is that again?
The usual was a Utah burger with cheese fries and a Coke
Monty knew that
I had been coming there every day for four years
Then I began to realize, the man behind the counter was the impostor