Welcome to the Blue Diamond y'all nLadies and gentlemen nI'll be your host Edward Elington Humpty Hump Humphry the third nAnd we going to get it started up in here nBilly big thump Brown on bass Thump Brown nBrooklyn Gibson Myana nAnd on guitar we got big momma Dotty Taylor in the house nCom'on mang drop it like mang (x4) nnIt's been a long time do shouldn't have left you nWithout a heated beat you could step to nEver since the days when the humpty dance left you nOpenin', I feel you're hopin' that we could bump through n95 was a long one they said no one digs your music but you, kid nYou need a strong one nThink about the bomb one nBecause the kids are in rare form tonight, hey yo we all one nnLet me put my nose back on nNotice how how it goes when the flows back on nBangers! freakin' the P-funk, punk like a bag (?) nGot my man essential E right beside me nnYo Hump, look, i brought my rhyme book nCool E, get ready to kick it out for the hook nBut before you eat male let me finish nailin' nthis grove like a train de-railin n(Like a train) nYou better hold on, this song is for the strong nladies com'on and get your flirt on n(ladies) nWhen you coming with another one Humpty? nEvery time you ask that you pump me, love nWind me up ncom'on nWind me up nYou wound us up so now we bound to pound ya nWind me up nEverybody nWind me up nYou wound us up so now we putting it on ya nnE, Shock and Hump, we putting the bump nYou wish for, Hump's back so pump that nIt's supposed to lift your nBody up, we got enough nAnd prob'ly bust the floor up nShock you know what? nnwhat's up E? nI think this track's about to blow up! nny'all thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? nI'm drinkin' what you drinkin'! nSo break it up with a crowded thrust (?) nwith the bottles up, everybody's sickin' nto witness the fitness nState to state, don't miss this nKisses to the Miss's nLove hounds who are on my blood hound nWe plug sounds through the nation ntrue power chasin' blue ha hoo-rasin' (?) ndo, and E too, y'all 'bout to shout nWe 'bout to place it nHigh rank, drop stop and bank nThis spots about to get hectic, expect it nWe got the drank so we got to drank nIt won't be degelected, accept it nn(chorus) n(Hump, singing) nIf it ain't deep it ain't me, bay-bay nDo you take it through a fantasy, bay-bay nThe smooth-cool faker is a live wire baby nSons of the P is packing this hi-fi figures nAnd we're in the mood to play (play) nWe're going to do away with he say she say nnnNas, you can have the world I want the Universe nNot for myself but for all other's first n(Hump, singing) nIt's time, I'm ready to shine nI'm ready to see if I can walk through my mind, like AMG nI'm not no high, not even lifted yet, only strengthened from the gift nthat you give nn(chorus) n(Hump) nPuttin' in on ya, bone-ing your ear drums ndumb-dums, forgot that we can come-come nYum-yum, we bring it different nYou bring it hum-drum nYou're too cool, you can't risk it nI'm bis-quik nI bubble when you turn the heat up nI'm trouble around the honies, I eat up nDRAWRS nTasty, like bean dip nFrisky like catnip nwind me up, FAT HIP nThe big nose, back with the big bouncy track nWe got the bass bouncing back nThey got me started, so I'm bomb it like I farted nTake the rap sheet and part it nLet my dog take a spill on it nNever phoney on it, ya I still want it nBut those shmoes knows how it goes so yo let me flaunt it nI boom-boom on it, take it anyway you want it nGlazed, extra mayonnaise with no bologna on it npoopty scoops and Humpty clumbs the lean cuts nDeez nuts get busted clean, whut nI'ma tell ya what's been missing from the rap game... nThis type of shit! Sang! n(Chorus)