Hello my name's mc chris.nI am white and I rap.nI know that you think my voice is kinda annoying.nBut when it is on a mic, it is nice, kinda like the Winter wind chimes at night.nNow knight me the boy king.nI'll require a throne and hoes.nDon't forget, lots of dro.nWasn't long ago I lived on milk and kidney beans.nBut now I've been vilified, thanks to these mic skills of mine.nNerds, they all get in line with things to sign 'mc'.nGroupies throw their thongs and bras.nMidget girls, amazons.nTake 'em home, pajamas on.nLet's play some hide and seek.nBut, don't worry dad and mom, always have a condom on.nI've got better sense than that; don't wanna catch VDnDid I discuss my dividends?nThat depends, are we friends?nIf we are, then I can say I'm slinging wicked bling.nAnd I bet I can loan you some.nWhat you want, hundred bucks?nPay your rent, buy you a tux; for me it's not a thing.nIn the end, it's just revenge.nHonor, that's my last defense.nThey should not have been so cruel, so callous in their ways.nThey were jealous of my depth.nThey would not give it a rest.nHope my story's end sends them to an early grave.nEverything's just as I planned.nI'm the bomb, I'm the man.nSold out shows, New York, Japan.nI fill the stands with teens.nI hope they don't mind a melted face.nThe smell of toast, metallic taste.nThat's the smell of burning brains.nYou can blame mc.nFire and brimstone; wrath of Hell.nTake the card you've been dealtnTake your wife to the hotel and f her in the tub.nKey your car and steal your mail, think I won't?nI will prevail.nMy jams will be anthems causing tantrums in the clubs.nRiot gear and dissidence; loss of life and innocence.nParachute apocalypse, it's like it's World War 3.n'Cause I failed a fitness test, doesn't mean you have to jest.nMaybe I should fill your chest with some gasoline.nYou might wanna look away, while the flames eat your face.nYou'll be nothing but a bunch of bones; perhaps some teeth.nI hope you learned your lesson, dude.nA little less ineptitude.nPlease be kind to others, or be smothered in your sleep.nnBitches need to understand you don't fuck with mc.