For the shorties!ndoin' it for the shorties...nFor the shorties!ndoin' it for the shorties!nFor the shorties!nfor the shorties!nnFor the shorties,ngather 'round and let me tell ya somethin'nFor the shorties, ncan't you hear them little stomachs rumblin'nFor the shorties, yo, ny'all gonna eat that raggamuffin?nFor the shorties,nlet's show the shorties some lovin' nnC'mon, my name is Sir Loin, I been at this for a while,nI got four stomachs for only one stomach and mouthnThat's a little empty belly with a vacancy signnkinda like close encounters of the charity kindnYa got canned goods? just collecting dust?nYa got meat, got fruit, got vegatables,nOnly prerequisites that can set a bowl,nGet ya freak on at my freaky food festival,nCold cuts a must, don't even take bread crustn'Cuz the shorties be begging, them beggers, they don't give a...nThey's hungry, let's face facts, they starve,nFeel a void in yourheart, fill ya shoppin' cart,nnFor the shorties!nFor the shorties!nFor the shorties!nnThink at what's at stake, look upon your plate,nIf it's a slab o' steak, time to regurgitate,nYa got a double chin, their little chins too slim,nYa think it's good for them?,nThe little kids expose ribs,nJust think of all the shorties, can't ya hear 'em cry?,nPaula, cough up that burger and friesnHams on my left, double cans, Bob's got highnGive to the hungry shorties, so the shorties won't dienStop the felon please, steady eating ham and cheesenThrow away your greens, you be pissing on a dreamnGimme all your onion rings, it's a'ight listen,nA slice a pizza, it don't matter if a bite's missin',nPrime rib, porkchop, porterhouse, it don't stop,nMy actin' like hogslop, to the shorteez it's alot,nThey been hungry since birth, so hand over your desert,nOpen up your mouth, stick a finger down, it could be worse,nlisten closely , gimme all your groceries,nCuz a little baby's screamin man , I need a hogie!,nSomebody hold me, somebody console me, somebody boil me up a pot of pirogies!nThink of what we're facin', all those little faces, c'mon let's erase this... for the shorties,nn(Check it out...)nFor the shorties!nFor the shorties!nFor the shorties!nDoin' it for the shorties, y'all.nnGot crackers, got chips, got puddin' cupsnYou'd be surprised what little shorties like to munchnCould be trash, could be mold, could be excrementnCould be a bag o' old diapers, they'd call that lunchnMayonnaise been out for a couple o' daysnMilk and corpses, scabs and eggsnSweet bread, pig heads, horse heads toonWanna drop it like it hot?nhere's what ya do;nnFor the shorties!n6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, what?n6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, what?nFor the shorties!n6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, what?n6-1-2 Wharf AvenuennBut please, no more canned yams, man,nWe got more canned yams than we know what to do with,nMC Pee Pants in the h-- I mean.. uh, Sir Loin's in the house!nAnd I'm out!