I woke up on a terrible morningnI should have known 'cause it came with a warningnSwitched on the radio and that's what I've heard:nWatch out for an aggressive birdnnAttacking people on the B55nI just woke up like my dog, that's my lifenForgot about the importance of newsnSo I just gave a shit and I tied my shoesnnFinally up, I made my routinenI took my bike and I wiped it cleannDrove my cycle out of the nightnDown the alley whee the trees stand tightnn[Chorus I:]nIT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU BUT IT HAPPENED TO MEnIT COULD HAPPEN TO EVERYONE... EVENTUALLYnI'M A PECHVOGEL, I'M NOT A THE LUCKY ONEnP... P... PECHVOGELnnI said to myself: Oh what a nice daynI can assure you that thought passed awaynCause nevertheless a noise came closernI turned pale and I thought oh no sir!nnI had a look, but it wasn't the bikenIt was the buzzard ready to strikenStraight like an arrow he busted my necknThe roaring bird in his frontal attacknn[Chorus II:]nIT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU BUT IT HAPPENED TO MEnIT COULD HAPPEN TO EVERYONE... EVENTUALLYnIT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU IT COULD HAPPEN TO MEnIT COULD HAPPEN TO EVERYONE... EVENTUALLYnnAnd again it was menUnlucky fellow...nAll my life was full of nightmares...nOver and over again...nUnlucky fellownnI lost control and it fell on the groundnMy knees were bleeding and my keys never foundnnI'm not the lucky onenn[Chorus II:]nnWATCH OUT ! I'M A PECHVOGEL... P... P... PECHVOGELnP... P... P... P... PECHVOGEL !! OH NO SIR !!!