Pain In Da Ass Stewardess
Redman
Lady On Intercom:Ladies and Gentleman we'll be landing in about 20 minutes, ascending into Kennedy Airport. The time is 5:20 am and were a little bit early this evening. The weather in New York is 55 degrees and there is a light rain falling. Thank you so much for flying with us, I hope you has a pleasent flight. We'll be coming around and collecting your blankets and headphones. So please fasten your seatbelts and store your carry on luggage in the seat beneath your...ass (laughs).Stewardess:Sir can you please fasten your seatbelt were preparing for landing.Redman:Aight, Imma do it right now I just gotta get something out of this bag.Stewardess:Sir can you please put your seat in the upright position and store your tray table away.Redman:Alright hold on I told you imma do it right in one minute I just got to get something out of this bag.Stewardess:Sir can you please turn off that walkmen I've been telling you this intire flight it's against federal regulations to use a walkRedman:Hold on, hold on, hold on, I ain't trying to hear that, listen I told you i was going to do it in one minute, your starting to get on my fucking nerves, get the fuck outta here aight.Stewardess:Sir is there a problem?Redman:*sighs* Yeah there's a problem.Stewardess:Do I have to alert the captain?Redman:Yeah...alert your Captain this (gun cocks)Get the fuck over here!(stewardess screams) come here (stewardess still screaming)Take me to the fucking captain!(door opens, stewardess still screaming)Who's in charge here?Captain:I am(Gun Fires)Redman:I said who's in charge here?Co-Pilot:Uh, you are.Redman:Alright then, now turn this mutherfucker around!Redman talking on intercom:Is this shit on?...Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking. This is a muther-fucking stickup. We'll be cruzing at an altitude of 30,000 feet. I want your wallet, your cash, your jewels, your rings, baby rings, mutherfucking shoes, sneakers, socks, I want the credit cards the welfare cards I even want your fucking freaking flyer mouse. I'm telling you the first mutherfucker to move is gonna catch this mutherfucker. Now send the bag around....Thank you.(people start screaming)Redman:Mutherfucker didn't I say don't move(gun fires 4 time)(Plane starts falling)(people still screaming)
Lyrics by Redman
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