Brooks BufordnWhut?nPlease reportnPlease report to the Foundation for Cystic Fibrosis ResearchnDown the hallnRight near the laboratory for small mammalsnnTrippin' and lolly gaggin'nOn and then off the wagonnI'm checkin' bras, checkin' baggagenSmilin' and hot with ValiumnWe flyin' out and off the handlenAnd talkin', not known to ramblenMight see me in purple sandalsnOr sayin' my name is LandonCallorisian? Shit, I'm in chargenSee and say, 'boss', actin' all hardnWith a gang of skinny bitchesnDrivin' the barge, I'm crazy like what you heardnKeeping my wife fuckin' disturbednShe drivin' all over the curbnRrrrrrrrrrrrr.....pow!nXanax done got me blurrednGive me a Darvocet, give me a PercocetnMaybe a Loritab, maybe LorazepamnI really don't give a damnnSuck me off, cook me hamnJump around act gaynAll y'all trippin' anywaynSay what you wanna saynI'm still gonna play. PaynnI don't know a hole from my headnBut I know that I'm happy, happy, happy to be out the hospitalnDon't know what was said from my bednBut I know that I'm happy, happy, happy to be out the hospitalnnMy ass is thick, I done seen alotnWhat are you? On the pot?nNo mom, I'm on the rocknOff the chain, off the docknMy brain is a landscapenBay window with no drapesnA fetus with no wombnA wearhouse with no roomnConsume zooms (shrooms)nPut light unto the spoonnA man with too many schisms, bio-terrorismnMy bio, alcoholismnFamily history, addictionnSpittin' the illist dictionnMarry or monkey chickensnBarrrrrrrraaaaaaaakkkkk!nYeah, I'm doper than heroinnOn ice like Nancy KerrigannBeat your wife for your gear againnI'm bombin' the TalibannI really don't give a damnnI'm using your head sweetie to practice my backhandnSpace cadaver, sellin' amphedamines for SaturnnStarin' at the monkey exhibit lookin' for a patternnRun out in the front yard, showin' off all your lardnGettin' physical like Olivia in a leotardnnI don't know a hole from my headnBut I know that I'm happy, happy, happy to be out the hospitalnDon't know what was said from my bednBut I know that I'm happy, happy, happy to be out the hospitalnI don't know a hole from my headnBut I know that I'm happy, happy, happy to be out the hospitalnDon't know what was said from my bednBut I know that I'm happy, happy, happy to be out the hospital