He used to live right up the street
On the corner of Jones street
No one knows just what he€™s done
But now he weighs 151
Orlando€™s Not Here!
Riding the street on his weighed down schwinn
Selling dime bags to all his friend€™s
In street fighter he€™d always win
I haven€™t seen him since way back then
He€™ll answer the door in a disguise
Just minutes after he goes inside
He€™ll throw a party rain or shine
And if you€™re sellin€™
Lando€™s not buying