I pledge allegiance to the flag,
That hates poor folks and fags,
Where 'treading on me' means,
I can afford to hide a tank,
Run children, from their homes,
Build a new one of my own,
It's not a crime or compliment,
Meant by greater benefits,
And my chord is fine,
And never rhymes,
And the conductor he lies all the time,
Jesus Christ dies for sins,
Of all republicans,
And in my faith,
I found the strength to defend my ignorance,
There will be a day of reckoning,
When all that will be left,
Are those who care for fellow man,
Drunks and drug addicts,
And my concubine,
The sister is the bride
I just truly believe that I am right,
I truly believe that I am right,