Stayin home tonightnStayin out of the lightnJust gonna potter and walk round the flatnLike an old domestic catnnGonna look in my facenGonna stare into spacenGonna talk to myself see how I'm doing these daysnTry to come out of the hazennJust to sit reading quietly behind a closed doornCook food while listening to Radio 4nDon't want no lover or troubles like thatnJust wanna stay at home like an ol' domestic catnnYou write letters so wellnAll your heavens in hellnBut you said yer glass was half empty cos yer bottle was fullnAnd I found that dullnnStaying home tonightnNot goin winning no fightsnAnd I got a song that I've been meaning to writenAbout a cat that sat on a matnnJust to scribble on a crossword while watching The BillnButter on some toast or a glass of cold milknDon't want no troubles or lovers like thatnJust wanna stay at home like an ol' domestic cat