Tig Ol' Bitties
Your Favorite Martian

It was the first day

Back to school

Cuttin up in class

Actin like a tool

Friends are rollin in

We started talkin bout the summer

DJ saw Twilight

Bummer

I spoke up

And I asked my friends

Are there any new girls? nines or tens?

Hopin a few hotties

Had moved from other cities

And in walked this girl

With Tig 'Ol Bitties

Whoo

I can't believe my eyes

In a contest they'd win first prize

Double D, guarantee

I was checkin the size

It's like two beach balls in a shirt disguise

Or earth and mars

Havin some fun

Wait I take that back

It's like two of the sun

But at this point i let my mind run

And drifted off thinkin bout them Tig 'Ol Bitties

Hah, Tig 'Ol Bitties

Mount Fuji brought it's twin

Tig 'Ol Bitties

Two melons in a shirt

Tig 'Ol Bitties

Tig 'Ol Bitties

I put books in my lap

Tig 'Ol Bitties

Heads bobbin as she walks

Tig 'Ol Bitties

Oh my god!

Tig 'Ol Bitties

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Kept trippin in class cuz of her dang breasts in a tiny white shirt

Boobs havin a fiesta

Later in lab

We were messin with test tubes

Couldn't keep my eyes off the new girls chest

Boobs!

Wasn't payin attention

Got busted

Had to serve detention

In biology

We talked about the bees

The best kinda bees

Boob-bees

Whoo

I can't believe my mind

I hold a pokerface to her two of a kind

With each step

Her breasts gettin redefined

I'm makin my move

I'm thinkin it's time

Oh snap

I'mma ask her to prom

And in my head

She responds you're the bomb

Feelin nervous

So I count to three

I like your boobs, go to prom with me?

Hah, Tig 'Ol Bitties

King kong boobs

Tig 'Ol Bitties

Great tracks of land

Tig 'Ol Bitties

Tig 'Ol Bitties

Like my balls

Tig 'Ol Bitties

Real big

Tig 'Ol Bitties

Oh my god!

Tig 'Ol Bitties

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She said yes

So I'm gettin ready

Stain on my shirt

Mom's spaghetti

I pick her up

And I'm pretty sure

That she'll let me motor-boat like rrrrrr

I try to cop a feel once we get to school

She said No touching, that's the rule

Principal walks up on the scene

It's time to announce prom king and queen

Your Favorite Martian and Tig 'Ol Bitties

Congratulations to you both on winning

Time slowed down and she jumped for joy

When out of her dress jumped something more

Tissues flew and rained from the sky

Oh my god you stuff your shirt!?

Your Favorite Martian in a world of hurt

Awwww fake 'Ol Bitties

Wow!

Fake 'Ol Bitties

You breakin my heart with

Fake 'Ol Bitties

You're crushin my dreams with

Fake 'Ol Bitties

Fake 'Ol Bitties

I can't believable it

Fake 'Ol Bitties

You really suck

Fake 'Ol Bitties

I can't believe you would do that

Fake 'Ol Bitties

Fake 'Ol Bitties

Why would you do that when you're just trying to get everyone's attention

Stuffed boobs! They're lies! Lies I tell you!

But you know I'm still down to make out if you

If you want to, want to come back with me

You know what, never mind

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