Nuttin\' For Christmas
Stan Freberg

I broke my bat on Johnny's head

Somebody snitched on me

I hid a frog in sister's bed

Somebody snitched on me

I spilled some ink on mommy's rug

I made Tommy eat a bug

Bought some gum with a penny slug

Somebody snitched on me



Sooooooooooo

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy & daddy are mad

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad



I put a tack on teacher's chair

Somebody snitched on me

I tied a knot in Suzy's hair

Somebody snitched on me

I did a dance on mommy's plants

Climbed a tree and tore my pants

Filled the sugar bowl with ants

Somebody snitched on me



Ohhhhhhhhhhh hurry up

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy & daddy are mad

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad



I won't be seeing Santa Claus

Somebody snitched on me

He won't come visit me because

Somebody snitched on me

Next year I'll be going straight

Next year I'll be good, just wait

I'd start now but it's too late

Somebody...



Kid) 'Who's that coming down the chimney

With a bag over his shoulder?'

'It's Him, it's him. I thought he wasn't coming.'

Santa) 'Where's the silverware little boy?'

Kid) 'In the dining room like I told you.'

Santa) 'And the jewelry?'

Kid) 'Same place as last time. How about my cut?'

Santa) 'The usual?'

Kid) 'The usual.' 'Join me on the chorus, Okay?'

Santa) 'Why not.'



I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy & Daddy are mad

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad



Kid) 'Have a good season?'

Santa) 'Excellent! '


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