Evil's waiting on the thirteenth floor
But which was is up I don't know
And the seven trees of love
Have exploded all around me
And there's nothing left for anyone to see
But you can buy that at K-mart
It comes with screaming kids
And a wife with swinging arms
And there's seventeen reasons
That I can't explain, seventeen reasons
And I just keep wondering
Where's my silver needle novocaine
Love American style
With razor blades and whips and chains
And spiral Mary set up on a gauge
And if evil is waiting
Then it's waiting on every floor
But I can't just spend my whole life
Waiting always hoping for
And there's seventeen reasons
That I can't explain, seventeen reasons
And I just keep wondering
Where's my silver needle novocaine