Turn on the TV
Turn on the radio
Turn down that sound
Turn down that sound
Open the curtains
Open the windows
What's happening around
What's happening around
I'll do some washing
I might go shopping
I'm going downtown
I'm going downtown
Until someone told me
Nothing happened today
And then someone told me
Nothing happened today
I woke up late
I had a headache
I went back to sleep
Go back to sleep
I stood there waiting
Waiting for something
There wasn't a thing
Not even one thing
Until someone told me
Nothing happened today
And then someone told me
Nothing happened today
Harry Hooper living in No.10
Bought a toupee
And glued it to his head
It looks very natural
Everybody said
But then his wife said
Toupee, isn't that a French word?
And Harry said, Ole
She said, That's a Spanish word
And he said, Okay
Can't tell the difference these days
I watched TV
I wanted to see
The late news at 10
It came on and then
She shuffled her papers
She swiveled in her chair
She looked up and she said
The weather was fair
And then it turned cold
It started to rain
Pouring with rain
Today's Thursday
Tomorrow's Friday
And this is the date
It's March 28th
And some people died
And some people were born
And some stayed the same
And some went insane
It was the morning
Then afternoon
And then the night came
And then the night came
Until someone told me
Nothing happened today
Someone told me
Nothing happened today
Someone told me
Nothing happened
Someone told me
Nothing happened
Someone told me
Nothing happened today
Yeah, yeah
It happened today