Remember when we danced at shows, before we all stood in the back?nWe sang guilty pleasures so damn loud our lungs were sore.nCompetition can't compete with that.nnI guess I got back on the horse as I get on another plane.nI'll try to ride it less, mom, and be more responsiblenBut we both know dad and I are the same.nnSo I need damage control.nAnother shot of whiskey goes down easy.nMy reputation does exceed me.nFire in the hole.nSoon I'll be falling backwards as expected.nnI don't know if I wanna do this for younI don't know if I gotta do this for younI don't know if I'm gonna do this for younBut I'll do this for me.nnThis isn't how I pictured things:nStanding on the side, pocketing hands, answering your questions boringly and humorless.nI'm not as important as you think I am.nnI don't wanna make new friends.nMy friendships always end up in a blaze.nI just wanted to be something that I'll probably never be, a happy well-adjusted human being.nnMe, I won't impress. I'll bore you with kindness.nEveryone's obsessed with this whole mess of impressions they wanna make.nBut once you know you won't impress, you'll find that being nice is nice for its own sake.nnYa don't need damage control.nAnother shot of whiskey goes down easy.nMy reputation does exceed me.nFire in the hole.nSoon I'll be falling backwards, stealing your beers, crying loudly, singing Green Day, pumping my fist, getting stared at, making phone calls saying that I miss the days back when I had real fun.nnI don't know if I wanna do this for younI don't know if I gotta do this for younand I'm sure as shit not gonna do this for younBut I'll do this for me so it can be my fault.
Never Trust a Man Without a Horribly Embarrassing Secret
Bomb the Music Industry!
Purchase "Never Trust a Man Without a Horribly Embarrassing Secret"
Purchase Entire Album
Email Video to Friends Play Youtube "Never Trust a Man Without a Horribly Embarrassing Secret" Video
Play Spotify "Never Trust a Man Without a Horribly Embarrassing Secret" Song
View Wikipedia "Never Trust a Man Without a Horribly Embarrassing Secret"
Entry
Receive Emails for Future Bomb the Music Industry! Lyrics
Link to "Never Trust a Man Without a Horribly Embarrassing Secret"
Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
See Recommended Lyrics For You
Share:
Copied!
Loading...
Lyrics by Bomb the Music Industry!
(Shut) Up The Punx! $2,400,000 25 25 Hour Goddamn Telethon 4 Inches! 493 Ruth 5 Funerals 9/11 Fever!!! All Ages Show All Alone in my Big Empty Apartment Anywhere I Lay My Head Bike Test 1 2 3 Campaign for a Better Next Weekend Can I Pay My Rent In Fun? Cold Chillin’ Cold Chillin’ Depression is NO FUN. Everybody That Loves You Everybody That You Love Felt Just Like Vacation Fresh Attitude, Young Body From Martyrdom to Star(tyr)dom Fuck the Fans Gang of Four Meets the Stooges (but Boring) Get Warmer Ghost of Corporate Future Grudge Report Hurricane Waves I Don't Love You Anymore I'm Terrorfied!!!! If Assholes Got Awards I'd Have A Trophy Case It Shits!!! Jobs Schmobs King of Minneapolis Pts. I & II King of Minneapolis Pts. III & IV Long Island, I Swear (Cover) Matchless, Considerable Weirdness, the B48 Home My Response To An Article in Alternative Press No Rest for the Whiny Pizza Claus is Comin' to Town Planning My Death Saddr Weirdr Save The War Savers Sick, Later. Side Projects Are Never Successful Slumlord Sort Of Like Being Pumped Struggler Stuff That I Like The First Time I Met Sanawon The Last Party (Foul) The Shit That You Hate This Graceless Planet This is A Singalong This Year For Presidents Day Unlimited Breadsticks, Soup and Salad Days Vocal Coach Wednesday Night Drinkball Why, Oh Why, Oh Why (Oh Oh Oh Oh) You Still Believe in Me?
Related Songs
Cuts - Jann Arden
Never Trust A Dead Man - For All Those Sleeping
Secret Agent - Anvil
Goodnight Goodnight - Hot Hot Heat
Memories From A Shore - Right Away, Great Captain!
It's All Gone Horribly Wrong - Saint Etienne
The Devils Coachman - Robyn Hitchcock
Pied Piper - Lux Occulta
I Wasn't Drinking But You Got Me Drunk...
Goodnight, Goodnight - Hot Hot Heat
Starlit Eyes - System Of A Down
A Man Without - Mighty Mighty Bosstones
The Great Commandment (Live) - And One
Our Ghosts - A Wilhelm Scream
Horrible Horrifying - ICP (Insane Clown Posse)
Our Ghosts - A Wilhelm Scream
Never Trust A Blonde - Ian Hunter
Never trust a stranger - Kim Wilde
Never Trust a Stranger - Michael Schenker
Never Trust a Woman [#] - B.B. King
Never Trust a Weatherman - A Bloody Canvas
Never Trust a Woman - Grateful Dead
Never Trust A Blonde - Ian Hunter
Never Trust A Woman - B.B. King
Never Trust A Cop - Zegota
Never Trust A Klingon - S.p.o.c.k
Never Trust A Woman - Red Foley
Never Trust A Stranger - MSG
Swell - Angie Aparo
Swell - Angie Aparo
Swell - Angie Aparo
Rocks - Lorrie Morgan
Just Desserts - Chumbawamba
Death: An Autobiography - Adelleda
One Take (Freestyle) - Stormzy
(Can't You) Trip Like I Do - Crystal Method
Attack Of The Dashing Young And Bold...
A Man Without a Dream [*] - Ben E. King
A Man Without a Dream - Long John Baldry
A Man Without a Dream - Ben E. King
A Man Without A Star - Stephen Duffy
A Man Without a Home - Stonewall Jackson
A Man Without a Dream - Monkees
A Man Without A Dream - Righteous Brothers
4th Quarter - Ace Hood
Cookie Jar - Jack Johnson
Never Trust A Man Who Plays Guitar...
A Secret Secret - Ashley Stove
Regrets and Romance - From First to Last
Behind Closed Doors - New Order
You're No Secret - Orphan City
Tourniquet Girl - With Dead Hands Rising
New Sun - Circa Survive
Bagman's Gambit - Decemberists
Windsheild - Orion Rigel Dommisse
Tour Magic - Best Friends Forever
Capoicity - Powderfinger
My Ghost - Glass Pear
My Ghost - Glass Pear
Secret Touch [Remixed] - Rush
I Hate You, But I'd Love To... - A True Story
My - Bo Burnham
Dogma Of Cain - Echidna (Grc)
Best Kept Man - Easton Sheena
Man Without a Care - Kreg Viesselman
Man Without a Dream - Long John Baldry
Man Without a Home - Stonewall Jackson
Man Without A Home - Stonewall Jackson
A Man Without Love - Patrizio Buanne
Man Without a Mouth - Rustic Overtones
A Man Without Love - Engelbert Humperdinck
Man Without A Heart - Hollies
Man Without a Purpose - R. Stevie Moore
Man Without a Shadow - Half Japanese
At Last The Secret Is Out - Carla Bruni
Drone - Chastity Belt
A Secret - scarlet harlots
A Secret - King Diamond
A Secret - Sabaton
Anna No - Right Away, Great Captain!
Never Trust A Pretty Face - Amanda Lear
Never Trust a Pretty Face - Amanda Lear
Never Trust a Pretty Face - Amanda Lear
Never Trust A Pretty Face - Great White
Never Trust A Dancecore Girl - Annoying Ringtone
I Used To Love You - Mary Magdalan
Trust Me To Open My Mouth - Squeeze
War Of The Roses - Empire Cast
Mr. Roboto (Live) - Styx
Satisfied - Odds
Can't Keep a Good Man Down - Bee Gees
Can't Keep a Good Man Down (Live) - Bee Gees
Can't Keep A Good Man Down - Bee Gees
Come Home - Back Door Slam
Starlit Eyes - Serj Tankian
Best Kept Man - Sheena Easton
Man Without Faith or Trust - Akercocke
Mama YOu Can't Give Me No Whippin' - Gary Morris
Body and Soul - Jo Kennedy
Mr. Roboto - Queen
The Man Without Fear (feat. Rob Zombie)...
Kind - Poliça
Superpower - KMFDM
Last of the Secret Agents - Nancy Sinatra
Last of the Secret Agents - Nancy Sinatra...
The Last Of The Secret Agents - Nancy Sinatra
Tar Pit - Pain Teens
Fool - Shawn Hook
A Father's Love - George Strait
Skeleton - Hawk Nelson
A Fathers Love - George Strait
Love Without End, Amen - George Strait
Love Without End, Amen - Various Artists
The Secret Is Love - Nadine Beiler
The Secret Is Love (Dance Remix) - Nadine Beiler
Sometimes - Depeche Mode
The Man Without Fear - Drowning Pool
Secret Garden - Madonna
Secret Touch - Rush
Secret Touch [R30] - Rush
Witches - Low
Orange Corduroy Dress - Heavenly
Rip Current - A Secret Scenario
Contours & Shapes - A Secret Scenario
Frostbite - A Secret Scenario
Schizophrenia - A Secret Scenario
From the Deep End - A Secret Scenario
Law of Sines - A Secret Scenario
A Sip of Suicide - A Secret Scenario
Invisible - A Secret Scenario
Yes, Probably - A Secret Scenario
Tonight - A Secret Scenario
Pretend 2 - A Secret Scenario
This Song Is Just a Rip-off of That Emo Band with ...
You and Her - A Secret Scenario
Great Commandment - Camouflage
The Great Commandment - Camouflage
Hollywood Sign - Alaska Halloween
Never Neverland - Rico Love
Never - Flo-Rida
Never - Flo Rida
Sometimes 1:53 - Depeche Mode
Sometimes -- Black Celebration - Depeche Mode
Loser Dust - Hole
Loser Dust - Courtney Love
Never Loved a Man - Aretha Franklin
Lines from an Epitaph - Burn In Silence
The Man Without Fear - Rob Zombie
Jah Is No Secret - Ijahman
Jah Is No Secret - Ijahman Levi
Distinguished - K-Young
Life Goes On - Todd Rundgren
Life Goes On - Utopia
Off the Shelf - Aaron Moon
Horribly Ribbed VIP - Audio & Donny
Rock Crown - Seven Mary Three
RockCrown - 7 Mary 3
Rockcrown - Seven Mary Three
Rock Crown - 7 Mary 3
Horribly Horrifying - Violent J
She Never Told Me She Was A Mime...
Can't Truss 'Em - Empire Cast
The Secret Is Love - Eurovision Song Contest
Discovery - Indio
Miami - Taking Back Sunday
Little Embarrassing - Rosemary's Sons
A Forbidden Dance - Alesana
I Believe My Heart - Duncan James
A Woman Can Change A Man - Boney M.
Tightrope - Yeasayer
Frozen Rainbow - Saxon
Frozen Rainbow [DVD][*] - Saxon
Frozen Rainbow [DVD] - Saxon
At Last the Secret Is Out - Carala Bruni
Secrets - Damon Albarn
Trust - Caskey
Jah Is No Secret\t - Ijahman Levi
My Secret Is My Silence - Roddy Woomble
Secret - Quietdrive
Secret Asian Man - Da Vinci’s Notebook
Regrets and Romance (Demo Version)...
Wishful Thinking - Wilco
Human Dust - Annotations Of An Autopsy
Crushed Into human Dust...
Hypnotised - Terrorvision
Postmortem Procedures - Exhumed
Synesthete Song - Conor Oberst
The Lounge Fly Mix - U2
The King In The Tree - Shriekback
Secret Love - Mariah Carey
Trust Nobody - Joey Galaxy
Secret Love - Joan Jett - Joan Jett
Secret Love - Joan Jett
Don't Make Me Regret It - Berlin
Now Or Never - Primal Fear
Live to Tell [DVD][Live] - Madonna
Live to Tell All - Dressy Bessy
I Saw You - Yacht
Never Thought - JoJo
In Your Car - Big Deal
