I went down to the beach
And saw Kiki
She was like, All eh
And I was like, Whatever
Then this chick comes up to me
And she's all like
Hey, aren't you that dude?
And I'm like, Yeah, whatever
So later I'm at the pool hall
And this girl comes up
And she's like, Aww
And I'm like, Yeah, whatever
'Cause this is my
United States of Whatever
And this is my
United States of Whatever
And this is my
United States of Whatever
And then it's three A.M.
And I'm on the corner, wearing my leather
This dude comes up and he's like, Hey punk
I'm like, Yeah, whatever
Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
Officer Leroy comes up and is like
Hey, I thought I told you
And I'm like, Yeah, whatever
And then up comes Zafo
I'm like, Yo, Zafo, what's up?
He's like, Nothin'
And I'm like, That's cool
'Cause this is my
United States of Whatever
And this is my
United States of Whatever