[SALLY]
That's my new philosophy: Oh, yeah?
That's what you think!
[SCHROEDER]
Well, why are you telling me?
[SALLY]
What?
[SCHROEDER]
Why are you telling me?
[SALLY]
Why are you telling me? I like it!
That's a good philosophy: Why are you telling me?
Why are you telling me?
Why are you telling me?
My new philosophy
The teacher gave a D on last week's homework
She said, Miss Sally Brown,
Your grades are going down.
I could have told her-
[SCHROEDER]
Your new philosophy?
[SALLY]
My new philosophy!
[as teacher]
Miss B?
[as herself]
I'm she
Look see.
A D?
A D.
Well, why are telling me?
And that's my new philosophy!
[SCHROEDER]
That's your new philosophy?
[SALLY]
Why are you telling me?
My new philosophy!
[SCHROEDER]
That's great, Sally, but I've gotta go practice Chopin's
Nocturne in B-Flat minor.
[SALLY]
No!! I like it! No! That's a good philosophy.
No! No! No!
[SCHROEDER]
That's you new philosophy, huh?
[SALLY]
Yes. I mean-- No!
Just like a busy bee
Each new philosophy
Can fly from tree to tree and keep me moving
When life's a dizzy maze
On alternating days
I choose a different phrase-
[SCHROEDER]
Your new philosophy?
[SALLY]
My new philosophy!
[SCHROEDER]
Sally!
Some philosophies are simple:
Man does not eat by bread alone.
Some philosophies are clear:
[SALLY]
Leave your message at the sound of the tone.
[BOTH]
Some philosophies pick and choose
Deciding what goes in it.
[SCHROEDER]
Some take a lifetime,
[SALLY]
Mine take a minute.
[SCHROEDER]
But, Sally, anything that takes only a minute can't be
very lasting. For instance, Beethoven took over two years
to complete his brilliant Ninth Symphony.
[SALLY]
No!
[SCHROEDER]
I can't stand it!
[SALLY]
I can't stand it! I like it!
It's like a guarantee.
My new philosophy.
And things are sure to be a whole lot brighter
Oh, yeah? That's what you think!
Why are you telling me?
No!
I can't stand it!
Now life is free and easy,
Much more philosophy-zy,
With my brand new-
You know, someone had said that we should live every day as
if it were the last day of our life.
[LUCY (passing by and overhearing)]
Aaugh! This is the last day!! This is it!! I only have
twenty-four hours left!! Help me! Help me! This is the last
day!! Aaugh!
[SALLY]
Clearly, some philosophies aren't for all people.
And that's my new philosophy!
My New Philosophy
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