[MUMMY:] I'm a mummy. I scare people. Watch what happens when I walk up tonsomebody.nI'm a mummy.n[FIRST PERSON:]n[MUMMY:] I was born one thousand nine hundred and fity-nine years ago. Myndaddy was a mummy, too. Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody.nI'm a mummy.n[SECOND PERSON:]n[MUMMY:] I don't try to scare people. I really came back to life to buy ancopy of Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb, but people run from me.nWatch what happens when I walk up to somebody.nI'mna mummy.n[THIRD PERSON:]n[MUMMY: ]I wish there was somebody somewhere who wasn't afraid of me. Oh,nwell. Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody.nI'm a mummy.n[BEATNIK:] That's cool.n[MUMMY: ]I'm a mummy.n[BEATNIK:] You mean you're a mother.n[MUMMY:] No, I'm a mummy.n[BEATNIK:] I'm a beatnik.n[MUMMY: ]People are afraid of me.n[BEATNIK:] Yeah, I'll bet.n[MUMMY:] I was born one thousand nine hundred and fifty-nine years ago.n[BEATNIK:] Oh, yeah, like that's a long gig.n[MUMMY:] Where can I buy a copy of Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb?n[BEATNIK:] Oooh, man, I don't dig that trash. You know like Brubeck,nSherwin, modern jazz quartet?n[MUMMY:] I'm a mummy.n[BEATNIK:] Man, you got a warped groove.n[MUMMY:] Aren't you afraid of me? Aren't you gonna scream?n[BEATNIK:] Oh, yeah, like help.nTranscribed by Little JohnnThese lyrics were transcribed from the specific recording referencednabove, and are for personal use and research interest only.