I walk into the corner of my roomnSee my friends in high placesnI don't know which is which or who is whomnThey've stolen each other's facesnJanet is there with her high head and hairnFull of bedroom feathersnJanet is known to make dead men groannIn any kind of weathernI crawl over to hernI say hey babynI say hey JanetnYou are the one, you are the sunnAnd I'm your dutiful planetnBut she ain't down with any of thatn'Cause she's heard that shit beforenAnd I say uh huh, oh yeah you're rightn'cause I see Betty X standing by the doornnWith more news from nowherenYeah more news from nowherennAnd it's getting strange in herenYeah it's getting stranger every yearnnMore news from nowherenYeah more news from nowherenAlright nownnNow Betty X is like Betty Y minus that fatal chromosomenHer hair is like the wine dark sea in which sailors come homenI say hey baby I say hey Betty XnI lean close up to her throatnThis light you are carrying is like a lampnHanging from a distant boatnIt is my light says Betty nBetty x says this light ain't yoursnAnd so much wind blew through her wordsnThat I went rolling down the hallnnFor more news from nowherenMore news from nowhere, uh huh huhnAnd it's strange in herenYeah it gets stranger every yearnMore news from nowherenYeah more news from nowhere, uh huh huhnnI turn another cornernI go down a corridornAnd I see this guynHe must be about one hundred foot tallnAnd he only has one eyenHe asks me for my autographnI write nobody and thennI wrap myself up in my woolly coatnAnd I blind him with my penn'Cause someone must have stuck something in my drinknEverything's getting strange lookin'nHalf the people have turned into squealing pigsnThe other half are cookingnWell let me out of here I criednAnd I went pushing pastnAnd I saw Miss Polly singing with some girlsnI cried struck me to the mastnnFor more news from nowherenYeah more news from nowhere, uh huh huhnIt's getting strange in herenAnd it gets stranger every yearnMore news from nowherenYeah more news from nowherennWell then a black girl with no clothes onnShe danced across the roomnWe charted the progress of the planetsnAround that boogie woogie moonnI called her my nubian princessnGave her some sweet back fatass jivenSpent the next seven years between her legsnA-pining for my wifenBut then by and by it all went wrongnI fell washed up on a shorenShe stared down at me from up in the stormnAnd I sopped up on the floornnFor more news from nowherenYeah more news from nowhere uh huh huhnAnd don't it make you feel alonenDon't it make you wanna get right on homenMore news from nowherenMore news from nowhere, let me hear it nownnWell here comes Elena with two black eyesnShe's given herself a transfusionnShe's filled herself with panda bloodnTo avoid all the confusionnI say the sun rises and falls with younAnd various things about lovenBut a rising violence in me cuts all my circuits offnWell Elena she starts screamingnHer cheeks are full of psychotropic leavesnHer extinction was nearly absolutenWhen she turned her back on mennFor more news from nowherenI said more news from nowherenAnd it's getting strange in herenYeah it gets stranger every yearnMore news from nowherenYeah more news from nowhere, nAlrightnAlrightnnI bump and crash into Deanna nhanging pretty in the door framenAll the horrors that have befallen menWell Deanna is to blamenEvery time I se you baby nyou make me feel so unalonenAnd I wipe my face into her dressnLong after she'd gone homennWith more news from nowherenYeah more news from nowherenAnd don't it make you feel alonenYeah and don't it make you wanna get right back homenMore news from nowherenYeah more news from nowherenAlrightnnAnd don't it make you feel so sadnDon't the blood rush to your feetnTo think that everything you do todaynTomorrow is obsoletenTechnology and womennAnd little children toonDon't it make you feel bluenDon't it make you feel bluennFor more news from nowherenWith more news from nowherenDon't it make you feel alonenYeah and don't it make you wanna get right back homenMore news from nowherenYeah more news from nowherenOne last time.nnWell I gotta saynYeah I gotta saynGoodbye.nGoodbye.nGoodbye.nnn