Reporting live from the field one daynI said Back to you in the usual waynThis time, instead of an empty chairnThere was you and we were on the airnnOur faces float across the channelnWhile a list play a clip to your plan, oh nYou said, 1, 2, 3, test, test, testnNow to the weather girl I like bestnnWhen the cameraman leaves the news truck, flash menWhen the cameraman leaves the news truck, moon mennStarry night in a twig hutnMan, did I have the pot's lucknSitting next to you through the whole mealnNice thing to start our reelnnWe've done stories on fishless sushinNude hot springs, and victims of zombiesnIntersplicing the news feed with your choice vinyl leadsnCould it be you prefer me to a busty nurse interviewee?nnWhen the cameraman leaves the news truck, flash menWhen the cameraman leaves the news truck, moon mennWe return from the commercial with the evening newsnAnd I've got a special announcement for the handsome man dressed in the velour suitnYou're not tied down, but you got an anchornWe've got no regrets, and we haven't even had the best part yetnnI'm hoping for dramatic features, I'm hoping for foreign correspondencenI want more smiles, how about you?