Ba ba-ba ba ba, ba ba-ba ba baBa ba-ba ba ba bowBa ba-ba ba ba, ba ba-ba ba baBa ba-ba ba ba baaaBa BAW ba-ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba-ba!Er eh-eh er eh-eh er er!I'll take my monkeys, you'll take your donkeysWe'll have a race right nowI'll bet my monkeys, I getcher donkeysThe better will win right now! Ow!Ba ba-ba ba ba, ba ba-ba ba baBa ba-ba ba ba bowBa ba-ba ba ba, ba ba-ba ba baBa ba-ba ba ba baaaBa BAW ba-ba-ba ba-ba ba-ba-ba!Er eh-eh er eh-eh er er!Monkeys versus donkeys, monkeys versus donkeysMonkeys versus donkeys nowCan't you see that my monkeys are beatin' yer donkeysIt's-a quite a race right now! Ow!Ba ba-ba ba ba, ba ba-ba ba baBa ba-ba ba ba bowBa ba-ba ba ba, ba ba-ba ba baBa ba-ba ba ba baaaDoont doont doo-doo doon-doont doont! Boop boop!Doont doont doo-doo doon-doont doont! Boo boo!Can'tcha see they're going around the turn now?Doont doont doo-doo doon-doont doont! Doont doont!Doont doont doo-doo doon-doont doont! Doont doont!Oh, monkeys versus donkeys, monkeys versus donkeysMonkeys versus donkeys nowCan't you see that my monkeys have beaten yer donkeysThe race is over now! Ow!Ba ba-ba ba ba, ba ba-ba ba baBa ba-ba ba ba baaaBa ba-ba ba ba, ba ba-ba ba baBa ba-ba ba ba baaaMonkeys versus donkeys, monkeys versus donkeysMonkeys versus donkeys - brrrrrrrrrroooo!Monkeys versus donkeys, monkeys versus donkeysMonkeys versus donkeys - brrrrrrrrrroooo!Monkeys versus donkeys, monkeys versus donkeysMonkeys versus donkeys - brrrrrrrrrroooo!Monkeys versus donkeys . . .
Lyrics by Wild Man Fischer