Roll up, roll up, come and seenThe end of monarchical tyrannynFor those who visit, there'll be a feenAll the profit for the poor and needynTheir loyal servants can clean their cagenKeep them out of the media's gazenEvery day we have to read about younSocial parasites, stick 'em in a zoo!nnLock them upnThrow away the keynPut behind barsnFor the tourist industrynnHer royal highness won't last longnWhen all her royal powers have gonenThe sign will say do not feednFor too long now she's wallowed in greednLocked in a cell, six by fournRoyal excrement covers the floornAllowed out once a weeknSo people can torment the freaknnLock them upnThrow away the keynPut behind barsnFor the tourist industrynnCharles care about the way we live?nAll he cares about is that we givenAll our money to a good causenHe sits back and the media applaudnPlaying polo with all the scumnTo see him break his neck would be funnBetter to see him slowly decaynIn a zoo would really make our day!nnLock them upnThrow away the keynPut behind barsnFor the tourist industrynnDie die die, you bulimic messnAnd give us all a fucking rest!nLife must be so hard for you todaynWait 'till your freedom's taken awaynAll the royal scum in Monarchy zoonLocked away from me and younNever again will we have to seenThem flaunt their wealth on T.V!nnLock them upnThrow away the keynPut behind barsnFor the tourist industry